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Funny But Classic Nature Of Yoruba Mothers! by Hardaysheenar(m): 7:36am On Jun 19, 2016 |
YORUBA MOTHERS!!! Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is that you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. Now ABARA is the worst. Apart from all these, we have an advanced one which is called IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once! OH! IGBAJU OLOYI! It can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home and you will say it's in my pocket ma. God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought up in Yoruba land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered one of these slaps. .....testify if u av eva experienced one of ds! |
Re: Funny But Classic Nature Of Yoruba Mothers! by kunlesufyan(m): 7:40am On Jun 19, 2016 |
I love my tribe #ProudlyYoruba |
Re: Funny But Classic Nature Of Yoruba Mothers! by Horlufemi(m): 8:13am On Jun 19, 2016 |
Don't forget the combo of all of these Igbati, Igbati, iko, two elbows in the ribs and abara. ma mummy, I love her 1 Like |
Re: Funny But Classic Nature Of Yoruba Mothers! by scholes0(m): 8:14am On Jun 19, 2016 |
True. |
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