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Please I Need A Straight Dick by fresky(m): 6:17pm On Jan 02, 2009 |
My third leg is bent. how can i get it straight |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by sistajay(f): 6:24pm On Jan 02, 2009 |
Oh lucky you, its the bent ones that hits the G spot! |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by fresky(m): 6:28pm On Jan 02, 2009 |
maybe. but if mine is straight, its longer |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by felifeli: 8:55pm On Jan 02, 2009 |
Try putting it in a plaster cast for a couple of years. I guess this might be a bit uncomfortable for your wife/girlfriend but I am told it helps. An alternative is to put it in splints since it appears the bone is broken. |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by Areaboy2(m): 9:13pm On Jan 02, 2009 |
lol, lucky u if its bent downwards, haha, ur girl will go mad during doggy : |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by H2O2: 9:32pm On Jan 02, 2009 |
LOL |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by felifeli: 10:22pm On Jan 02, 2009 |
Tie one end of a long and strong piece of twine to the top of your boner and the other end to the ceiling when you go to sleep. I am told this works too. Mind you I said "ceiling" and not "ceiling fan" . Make you no come talk say na me spoil yer ting. |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by tope2000(f): 10:31pm On Jan 02, 2009 |
Lmao@thread |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by aieromon(m): 4:47pm On Jan 03, 2009 |
by now,we should know that size doesn't matter. so be a good boy and focus on your manpower and pre-intimacy skills |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by TOYOSI20(f): 7:17am On Jan 04, 2009 |
fresky: To this ridicule I say. . . .whatever happened to being content. . . . Man i say be bold and be proud of what u have, take it easy too, |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by nodullme(f): 12:46pm On Jan 04, 2009 |
Fresky I'm really sorry to hear that, how did it get bent in the first place? |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by Nobody: 6:10pm On Jan 04, 2009 |
Dude |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by tollu: 9:12am On Jan 08, 2009 |
In what direction is it bent? |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by allboyz(m): 10:51am On Jan 08, 2009 |
the downward left is the best. . if bent |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by fender(m): 4:49pm On Jan 08, 2009 |
nodullme: are u 'yabbin' the guy or you want to help him. i guess he used to be ashamed of strippin before friends males & female alike. Let him get the needed help he deserves. |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by Easypizzy(f): 7:24am On Jan 09, 2009 |
dn't b shy bro, kind of like the bent ones. makes me cry a lot more, appreciate what you have. |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by fresky(m): 4:21pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
thanks guys. its bent left, i only need it longer |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by Nobody: 8:49pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
What a topic? I'll be danmed! |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by iDoc(m): 9:33pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
Guy, seriously, u should start a 'bent thing club'. U'd be surprised how many fans u have. |
Re: Please I Need A Straight Dick by honeric01(m): 5:43pm On Jan 25, 2009 |
Well, bros i am in the same shoe with you, i even went to the esteem, i got something from 4thelabs.com and got their p*nis extender, cost me like 50k, but it only added to the length, but didn't straighten my d*ck, i have come to be contented with what i have that's why i stopped using it (Can't sleep comfortably at night when putting it on), I have the machine at home incase you need it, (Not free ). I even took a pic of my d*ck in the process but can't show, But if you still need one from the provider, then visit here x4labs.com. thats where i got mine from. |
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