Old news. Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

Rev. Gabriel Burdett explains Intelligent Falling.
"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.
Burdett added: "Gravity—which is taught to our children as a law—is founded on great gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of course, he is alluding to a higher power."

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Pastafarians have known this all along.

Very brilliant.
Ah!
Humanity is ever so grateful for all that the christian thinkers have bequeathed humankind.

Gabriel Burdett .. might I ask.. why God could be so fickle as to push planes out of the sky killing hundreds of people believers and non-believers