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Funny Bt Nt A Joke. by Nobody: 3:01pm On Feb 14, 2015
Below is a fable on the dehumanizing nature of chronic unemployment:

JOB WAHALA!!! A graduate in Biology from university of Legon was having difficulty in finding a job.
He saw an advert in one of the daily
newspapers for a job at a zoo.
In the interview, the manager told him that their
gorilla, which had been tourists
attraction has died so they needed
someone to dress up & pretend as gorilla.
The graduate was embarrased, but since
the salary was ok, he accepted the job. The 1st day, he put on the gorilla skin &
entered
the cage, he started jumping up
and down, beat his chest & roared like
gorilla.
The next day, he put on a gorilla skin & started moving around the zoo again &
mistakenly entered another cage and found
himself
staring at a lion.
The lion roared & rushed towards him.
The scared graduate quickly forgot that he was a gorilla & started shouting like
human, "Help! Help!"
The lion leaped onto him,knocked him to the
ground & whispered in his ear "shut up
idiot" it's me Ikechukwu , ur course
mate. Shut up or we'll both lose our job. Good afternoon

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Re: Funny Bt Nt A Joke. by adahib: 3:29pm On Feb 14, 2015
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