#PostValentineMakeUpLines
Baby I heard in the news that Boko Haram was planning to
disrupt Valentine. I
was scared for you..i just discovered itz fake..ThunderFAYAdevil baby.

baby i swear on banky W's head i
didn't know they
postponed d elections..God punish devil #PostValentineMakeUpLines

i'm sorry bae. i sent "come
over",but autocorrect changed it to "its
over" #PostValentineMakeUpLines

Baby it was a wrong message, it
was meant for my
choir director, I was telling him
about service. IT'S
OVER #PostValentineMakeUpLines

ThanK God ur name is Omolara
Beatrice Ibidun and not Jude Ezekiel Amadi Gift(JEGA), U r d
mikel OBI of my life,slowing down
spiritual attacks in
my life #PostValentineMakeUpLines.

Babe...how could I say itz over just bkos you use brooms..infact the brooms is helping me sweep away demons from my home. I was under the spell of Ogogoro #PostvalentineMakeUpLines.

Baby...I swear..my phone dropped inside water and started malfunctioning. How can i say itz over?
#PostValentineMakeUpLines

baby..how could accuse you of lacking patience? I didnt knw they were chasing me 4rm the village.
#PostValentineMakeUpLines.

You can add yours Valentine evaders.


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Story for the gods

in case fp

Nothing to add and it's to late shee. Got. Anoda boifrnd

Hilarious stuff...

"i had a dream i went out and died, so i decided to stay home to be alive for you"

amokeme:
"i had a dream i went out and died, so i decided to stay home to be alive for you"

lmao