A woman prepared
some vegetable soup
for herself and her
husband. When they
were about to eat,
the following conversation began.
HUSBAND: Where did
you get the
vegetables from?
WIFE: I got it from Mr.
Sand's garden. HUSBAND: What?!
From that wizard?!
How I'm I to know
that the wizard didn't
poison the
vegetables? WIFE: I have an idea.
She gave some to her
dog. After some time,
the dog went to play.
WIFE: See? The food
isn't poisoned. HUSBAND: OK. Let's
eat then.
After eating, their
maid came crying.
WIFE: What happened?
MAID: Bingo is dead! HUSBAND: What? The
food is poisoned!
HUSBAND: (Feeling
sober and guilt filled
upon realising he's
going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to
make a confession!
WIFE: What?
HUSBAND: When you
aren't at home, I and
your maid use to have sex in my room.
WIFE: (Feeling angry
but immediately
realising this is futile) I
forgive you.
WIFE: I too have a confession to make.
Promise to forgive as I
have.
HUSBAND: OK
WIFE: The children
aren't yours. They are the Gateman's.
Immediately after,
the Gateman came in.
GATEMAN: Oga. The
man who hit the dog
with his car is outside. He says he wants to
apologise for killing the
dog.

Na to kiss and make up na