1. CNN has said our Economy is growing.
The best Economists are at the World
Bank. Now you have all these Nigerian
Economists talking nonsense. Do they
know better than CNN or World Bank?

2. Nigeria is not poor. Come and see the
amount of private jets Nigerians parked
at Kenya Airport when we went to Nairobi
for Conference. Kenyans were just
looking at us with envy. How can you say
Nigerians are poor

3. Nigerians need jobs. Vote for me and I will create Unemployment

4. We are giving special Scholarships to
our First Class Graduates.......in ten years
time, they are going to take us to the
Moon

5. How can you just say $20 billion is
missing. If that kind of money is missing,
the Americans will know. They know
everything

6.Corruption is not stealing. If you put
yam where a goat is, the goat will eat the
yam.

7. If you go to Lagos and shout "ole ole"
they will stone you well well. But if you
shout "corruption", people will just be
looking at you.

8.Why should I declare my assets? I don't
give a damn!

9.People are just raising false alarm. How
can 200 children go missing jus like that?
It is our enemies trying to cause
confusion. But we are investigating the
matter

10. We are going to rebuild the Chibook
school. And we are going to build high
fences round the school to protect them
next time. Yes yes.

11. People keep saying,why don't we go
to Chibook, why don't we go to Chibook.
Aaah, we can't go to Chibook just like
that. The Boko Haram people will fire at
us.

12. This Abuja bombing is not by MEND.
We know it is by Boko Haram. They are
everywhere. Boko Haram is even in my
Government.

13. Boko Haram are our siblings. You
can't set the Army to go and wipe out
your family

14. Mend tried to kill me. They came to
bomb me in Abuja. That is why we jailed
Henry Okah in South Africa

15. I did not plan the Election
postponement. Even my Service Chiefs
did not consult me.

16. If i knew Election was going to be
postponed, why will I waste my time and
Federal Government money to go and
campaign in Bayelsa.

17. Is Shekau dead? I don't know whether
Shekau is dead or not. You journalists
should know better . You get more
information than many of you. You should
know whether he is dead or not.

18. I am the Commander in Chief of the
Armed Forces. You don't expect me to go
and be fighting in Sambisa forest. People
just talk anyhow.

19. We are going to buy Guns and give
good Pensions to our Brave Soldiers, so
that when they are killed, their families
will not suffer

20. Some people just call themselves
Statesman for nothing. They jump about
and talk like motor park touts.

21. After God and my Parents, the third
person i thank most for my life is
President Olusegun Obasanjo.

22. I want to apologise to the people of
Rivers State for not bringing any Projects
here. It is because i don't want people to say i am doing favouritism. Vote for me and in the next 4 years you will see my hand

23. I am the sitting President. If there is
any trouble, it is me that the United Nations Secretary General calls.
Everything is on my head.

24. May 29 Swearing in Day is
sacrosanct. Definitely, a new President
will be sworn in on that day.

25. On the rigging tape sir? Why would I investigate a tape that is not real.

some of those quote are really out of the normal.3&4 are big wash

We gt president

16. If i knew Election was going to be
postponed, why will I waste my time and
Federal Government money to go and
campaign in Bayelsa.

Tell me this isn't true

Jona the PHD holder..... Like Husband like Wife!!!


March4Buhari!!!

GEJ till 2019.

Nigeria shall be Great. We will overcome BH. All our enemies will be put to shame.

God bless the FRN.

It was so funny.

But to be candid most of what he said were true.

The number 23. is touching, everything is on his head.

23. I am the sitting President. If there is
any trouble, it is me that the United Nations Secretary General calls.
Everything is on my head.

juman:


It was so funny.

But to be candid most of what he said were true.

The number 23. is touching, everything is on his head.

whose head do you think it should be?

KingIU:
some of those quote are really out of the normal.3&4 are big wash

He said them all. 3 should be a slip of the tongue.