Famous Sayings Of President Jonathan, By Laila
Stmd Published on February 28, 2015 By Greenbarge
Reporters
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President Goodluck Jonathan, who is seeking for a
second-term on the platform of Peoples
Democratic Party (PDP) in the March 28 elections had made some famous remarks since he was first
voted into power in 2011.
Here are a few of such remarks reproduced: 1.CNN has said our Economy is growing…The best
Economists are at the World Bank. Now you have
all these Nigerian Economists talking nonsense. Do
they know better than CNN or World Bank..?
2. Nigeria is not poor. Come and see the amount of
private jets Nigerians parked at Kenya Airport when we went to Nairobi for Conference. Kenyans were
just looking at us with envy. How can you say
Nigerians are poor.
3. Nigerians need jobs. Vote for me and I will create
unemployment.
4′. We are giving special Scholarships to our First Class Graduates. In ten years time they are going to
take us to the Moon.
5. How can you just say $20 billion is missing. If
that kind of money is missing, the Americans will
know. They know everything.
6. Corruption is not stealing. If you put yam where a goat is the goat will eat the yam
7. If you go to Lagos and shout “ole ole” they will
stone you well well.. But if you shout “corruption”
people will just be looking at you…
8.Why should I declare my assets? I don’t give a
damn..! 9. People are just raising false alarm… How can 200
children go missing just like that? It is our enemies
trying to cause confusion. But we are investigating
the matter…
10. We are going to rebuild the Chibok school and
we are going to build high fences round the school to protect them next time. Yes, Yes
11. People keep saying why don’t we go to
Chibok..why don’t we go to Chibok.. Aaah we can’t
go to Chibok just like that. The Boko Haram people
will fire at us…
12. This Abuja bombing is not by MEND. We know it is by Boko Haram. They are everywhere. Boko
Haram is even in my Government.
13. Boko Haram are our siblings. You can’t set the
Army to go and wipe out your family.
13. Mend tried to kill me. They came to bomb me
in Abuja. That is why we jailed Henry Okah in South Africa.
14. I did not plan the Election postponement even
my Service Chiefs did not consult me.
15. If I knew Election was going to be postponed
why will I waste my time and Federal Government
money to go and campaign in Bayelsa. 16. I am the Commander in Chief of the Armed
Forces. You don’t expect me to go and be fighting
in Sambisa forest. People just talk anyhow…
17. We are going to buy Guns and give good
Pensions to our Brave Soldiers so that when they
are killed their families will not suffer. 18. Some people just call themselves Statesman for
nothing. They jump about and talk like motor park
touts.
19. After God and my Parents the third person I
thank most for my life is President Olusegun
Obasanjo. 20. I want to apologise to the people of Rivers
State for not bringing any Projects here…It is
because I don’t want people to say I am doing
favouritism. Vote for me and in the next four years
you will see my hand…
21. I am the sitting President…If there is any trouble it is me that the United Nations secretary
General calls… Everything is on my head…
22. May 29 Swearing-in Day is sacrosanct. Definitely
a new President will be sworn in on that day…

While I am not really a GEJ fan, I think most of these "quotable quotes" are exaggerations.

Laff wan kill me very funny

#19 got me thinking..,
The person that makes you can still mar you!

wemmieslim:
#19 got me thinking..,
The person that makes you can still mar you!

True talk!!! Obj and GEJ knows what their case and should try and sort it out within themselves. They shouldnt involve we.