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Grave Error! How Monks Became Celibate by Leftee(m): 5:43pm On Aug 29, 2006
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
HeĀ  notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery
where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked
vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go
by and nobody sees the old abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing,
"We missed the "R" ! , we missed the "R" !"His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying
uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was,

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Re: Grave Error! How Monks Became Celibate by iice(f): 6:03pm On Aug 29, 2006
ahahahahahaha funny ish cheesy
Re: Grave Error! How Monks Became Celibate by whaleh(m): 7:54pm On Aug 29, 2006
toooooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyy

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