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Words With Two Meanings by Odeku(m): 6:01pm On Aug 29, 2006 |
Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female, Any part under a car's hood. Male, The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Femal e, Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male, Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female, The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male, Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMEN T (ko-mit-ment) n. Female, A desire to get married and raise a family. Male, Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female, A good movie, concert, play or book. Male, Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female, An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male, A source of entertainment, self-__expression, male bonding. 7 . REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female, A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male, A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. AND; He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . .You wear pants don't you? He said . Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said . , What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . , Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . We don't know; it has never happened. He said , . Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT |
Re: Words With Two Meanings by Free(f): 5:53pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
errrrr riiiight!!!! boooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
Re: Words With Two Meanings by iice(f): 6:38pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
I have read this one too but its still funny hehehhehe |
Re: Words With Two Meanings by Lolabbey: 12:45pm On Mar 10, 2009 |
cool |
Re: Words With Two Meanings by romsky: 12:50pm On Mar 10, 2009 |
ok o |
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