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The Kegite Culture by heskeyw(m): 10:05pm On Feb 28, 2015
PROUD TO BE A KEGGITE....
KEGITES KLUB IS NOT A SECRET
SOCIETY. (13) BASIC
FACTS ABOUT KEGITS KLUB
1. OTHERS MET IN THE BUSH,
BUT WE MET AT THE
SHRINE
2. PEOPLE SCAMPER FOR SAFETY
WHEN OTHERS
GATHE
R, BUT PEOPLE DRAW CLOSER
WHEN WE
(KEGITES) GATHER.
3. LECTURERS WHO BELONG TO
THE OTHER GROUPS
DO NOT ALLOW STUDENTS TO
KNOW ABOUT THEIR
MEMBERSHIP, BUT LECTURERS
WHO BELONG TO
KEGITES KLUB FIGHTS FOR
KEGITES RIGHT DURING
SENATE MEETING
4. OTHERS BELIEVE THAT EVERY
Bleep UP MUST BE
TREATED, BUT KEGITES BELIEVE
THERE IS UNITY IN
DIVERSITY.
5. OTHERS FLY COLOURS, BUT
KEGITS REGALIATES.
6. THEY WEAR BERETS BUT WE
PUT IN CAPITO.
7. THEY DRINK BLOOD BUT WE
IMBIBE HOLY H2O
8. THEY SPEAK SLANG'S BUT WE
SIMPLY VIBRATE IN
MOTHER LANGUAGE WHICH IS
AFRICA
9. THEY SAY THEY ARE CAPPING
BUT WE SAY WE
ARE VIBRATING.
10. Police arrest them when
they gather, but police
joins kegtes when they gather
11. Their symbol is usually a
skull but our symbol is
simply a palm tree.
12. They welcome new
members through initiation
but we welcome new
members through liberation.
13. They do not allow people to
observe them when
the shake each other, but we
always do your shining
(hand shake) to the
amusement of every one.
14. THEY CALL THEIR LEADER
CAPON, WE CALL OUR
LEADER A CHIEF
15. THEY CALL THEIR MEMBER
SOME STRANGE
NAMES BUT WE CALL OUR
MEMBERS COMRAD
16. THEY DO NOT HAVE AN
AUTHORIZED PLACE OF
GATHERING ON CAMPUS, BUT
THE SCHOOL
AUTHORITY GAVE US A PLACE
WHERE WE ALWAYS
GATHER ON CAMPUS
17. THEY MOVE AROUND
CARING
ARMS AND
AMMUNITION BUT WE DO NOT
MOVE AROUND WITH
ANY ILLEGAL CUM UNFRIENDLY
MATERIAL.
18. THEY USUALLY END UP WITH
A PASS OR EVEN
RUSTICATED FROM CAMPUS,
BUT
WE ENJOYS OUR
GOOD GRADES AFTER
GRADUATION
19. MOST FAKE COPERS ARE
USUALLY THEIR
MEMBERS WHILE MOST OF THE
ORIGINAL COPERS
BELONG TO THE SUPREME
COMRADIUM....

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Re: The Kegite Culture by Xslaze3xd(m): 10:34pm On Feb 28, 2015
N. B. M=>Uhuru
Re: The Kegite Culture by iphanyiuma(m): 10:41pm On Feb 28, 2015
Cult group...blood of Jesus. Am outa here
Re: The Kegite Culture by Mhizizzy(f): 6:31pm On Mar 07, 2015
U are very karid
walk minus stumble
soon proud to be a kegite

May our days be long

[q[b][/b]uote author=heskeyw post=31182106]PROUD TO BE A KEGGITE....
KEGITES KLUB IS NOT A SECRET
SOCIETY. (13) BASIC
FACTS ABOUT KEGITS KLUB
1. OTHERS MET IN THE BUSH,
BUT WE MET AT THE
SHRINE
2. PEOPLE SCAMPER FOR SAFETY
WHEN OTHERS
GATHE
R, BUT PEOPLE DRAW CLOSER
WHEN WE
(KEGITES) GATHER.
3. LECTURERS WHO BELONG TO
THE OTHER GROUPS
DO NOT ALLOW STUDENTS TO
KNOW ABOUT THEIR
MEMBERSHIP, BUT LECTURERS
WHO BELONG TO
KEGITES KLUB FIGHTS FOR
KEGITES RIGHT DURING
SENATE MEETING
4. OTHERS BELIEVE THAT EVERY
Bleep UP MUST BE
TREATED, BUT KEGITES BELIEVE
THERE IS UNITY IN
DIVERSITY.
5. OTHERS FLY COLOURS, BUT
KEGITS REGALIATES.
6. THEY WEAR BERETS BUT WE
PUT IN CAPITO.
7. THEY DRINK BLOOD BUT WE
IMBIBE HOLY H2O
8. THEY SPEAK SLANG'S BUT WE
SIMPLY VIBRATE IN
MOTHER LANGUAGE WHICH IS
AFRICA
9. THEY SAY THEY ARE CAPPING
BUT WE SAY WE
ARE VIBRATING.
10. Police arrest them when
they gather, but police
joins kegtes when they gather
11. Their symbol is usually a
skull but our symbol is
simply a palm tree.
12. They welcome new
members through initiation
but we welcome new
members through liberation.
13. They do not allow people to
observe them when
the shake each other, but we
always do your shining
(hand shake) to the
amusement of every one.
14. THEY CALL THEIR LEADER
CAPON, WE CALL OUR
LEADER A CHIEF
15. THEY CALL THEIR MEMBER
SOME STRANGE
NAMES BUT WE CALL OUR
MEMBERS COMRAD
16. THEY DO NOT HAVE AN
AUTHORIZED PLACE OF
GATHERING ON CAMPUS, BUT
THE SCHOOL
AUTHORITY GAVE US A PLACE
WHERE WE ALWAYS
GATHER ON CAMPUS
17. THEY MOVE AROUND
CARING
ARMS AND
AMMUNITION BUT WE DO NOT
MOVE AROUND WITH
ANY ILLEGAL CUM UNFRIENDLY
MATERIAL.
18. THEY USUALLY END UP WITH
A PASS OR EVEN
RUSTICATED FROM CAMPUS,
BUT
WE ENJOYS OUR
GOOD GRADES AFTER
GRADUATION
19. MOST FAKE COPERS ARE
USUALLY THEIR
MEMBERS WHILE MOST OF THE
ORIGINAL COPERS
BELONG TO THE SUPREME
COMRADIUM....
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Re: The Kegite Culture by Sunkyphil(m): 11:42am On Mar 08, 2015
walk minus stumble.api sundalad tu orl ayam karid
Re: The Kegite Culture by adeyinkaj(m): 11:33pm On Mar 11, 2015
I am proud I belong to keggite ilya du poly(auchi poly)

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