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See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by Rhebekah(f): 7:27pm On Mar 01, 2015
A wife suspected the husband of having sex with their maid, then she sets a trap for the husband by sending the maid to the village for the week end without telling the husband.

At night, the husband told his usual story "darling i want to go and watch wrestling in the sitting room" he left. The wife silently went to the maid's room lying down on d bed Unclad without any light, he open the door and join her on the bed without wasting time amd without a word, he had sex with her. After the fifth round she said, it's enough, i have caught u, so this is how u use to have sex with her, u will do two round and u will tell me u are tired; fifth round now and u are still demanding for more...

The gateman replied"AM SORI MADAM I DIDNT KNW U WERE the ONE" EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! She shouted,

then The husband rushed in and caught them.

if you are the man or woman, what will u do?...Dnt spoil d fun,spread it 2 ur friend n get a funny answer.

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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by baaayloe(m): 8:02pm On Mar 01, 2015
This is a serious issue o, how will she explain this.

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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by blessedapple: 2:29pm On Mar 02, 2015
She will use her head and carry it

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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by EmmaOgbu(m): 8:22pm On Mar 02, 2015
Chaiiiiii

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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by mascot87(m): 8:22pm On Mar 02, 2015
This is the best joke to start the new month grin grin
The gateman must be very good for d madam to want two more rounds after the first five rounds.
The woman must have been thinking...... "so my husband is this good on bed but have been pretending to me"
She might be thinking...."So this is what my maid has been enjoying & I don't ,I must enjoy my husband this night.oya two more rounds"
The gateman chop clean mouth jorr grin grin grin

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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by Thebrightest(m): 8:23pm On Mar 02, 2015
Please whenever it happen in real life, let me know.

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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by countsparrow: 8:23pm On Mar 02, 2015
If i tell u wat i will do, and my oga says differently, na gbege be dat o...


Let me leave d answer for my Oga at d top...

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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by missbehave247(m): 8:23pm On Mar 02, 2015
Lolz
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by Ayowumie(m): 8:23pm On Mar 02, 2015
Booking space.
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by bigv(m): 8:23pm On Mar 02, 2015
Okay
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by Husler20151: 8:23pm On Mar 02, 2015
Confusion grin cheesy grin

Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by moneybag4411(m): 8:23pm On Mar 02, 2015
abeg when nairaland turn whatsapp?

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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by Chrystover: 8:23pm On Mar 02, 2015
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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by sirugos(m): 8:23pm On Mar 02, 2015
Old joke

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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by Nobody: 8:23pm On Mar 02, 2015
Let her explain the jealousy ! Women with their lower version OS brain!

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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by gurunlocker: 8:24pm On Mar 02, 2015
this joke don old pass Methuselah

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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by lovejimmy2(m): 8:24pm On Mar 02, 2015
Chaiiii thief catch thief
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by Nobody: 8:24pm On Mar 02, 2015
Lol
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by kriskristyne(f): 8:24pm On Mar 02, 2015
I have read this like a million times. Hmmmn
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by steppin: 8:24pm On Mar 02, 2015
*sniffs* I smell lies!
Op, are you in APC?

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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by gabinogem(m): 8:24pm On Mar 02, 2015
This joke is older than metuselah... how old are u Miss?
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by Blackchampion(m): 8:24pm On Mar 02, 2015
If i am d woman i will blame APC 4 dat.

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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by odeku457(m): 8:24pm On Mar 02, 2015
This is SUPER STORY.
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by Nobody: 8:24pm On Mar 02, 2015
epic fail!

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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by kunleee(m): 8:25pm On Mar 02, 2015
Hhmmmm
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by darisgod(m): 8:25pm On Mar 02, 2015
Haaa!!!!!!!!



I Comment my Reserve!!!!!
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by Ikonz(m): 8:25pm On Mar 02, 2015
Ghen ghen!

Kasala don burst, haa!

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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by Kandaha: 8:25pm On Mar 02, 2015
The woman is gallant ooo grin. So if she didn't say to him " it's enough, i have caught you" she would have enjoyed the gate man, MR LINUS MBA longer. KASALA grin, * singing YAWA DEY in Burna Boy's Voice
Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by AmenJoan(f): 8:25pm On Mar 02, 2015
Abeg I will know jor, My own husband? Haba!

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Re: See What A Suspicious Wife End Up With! by grayht(m): 8:25pm On Mar 02, 2015
LWKMD...


*falls from tangerine tree*

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