Mehn, Children of nowadays are seriously missing out…
If you did not do any of this while growing up, your Childhood was Poor.
― If u never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told u about India vs Nigeria
99-1.
― If u didn’t sleep on d couch and wake up on
d bed.
― If u didn’t go 2 steal cashew and guava in d
next street. and d owner’s dog comes through
d backyard waiting for u to come down from d
tree.
― if u didn’t throw your milk tooth on d roof
for the lizards to take it and give u new ones.
― If u didn’t just wash your hands and legs
instead of bathing when going to school.
― If u didn’t act film in uncompleted building
or under bed with friends.
― If u never flew a kite.
― If u didn’t use ur two legs to build houses
with sand.
― If u didn’t write ur name on paper and insert
it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
― If u didn’t close d fridge door really slowly
to see when d lights went off.
― If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur
nails to b whiter
― If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
― If u didn’t drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and called it ur car!
― If u didn’t mix garri n sugar in ur pocket
and eat while walking in d street.
― If u never did mama and papa play i.e.
cookin grass nd sand without fire.
― If u didn’t play table soccer. with bottle
cover..
Oya choose which one you do?

I did most of the things in your list but not all

I did all, except maybe the part of washing my hands and legs to school. Reason simple- I am the last born, so I can remember when I started bathing myself.