Mehn, Children of nowadays are seriously
missing out… If you did not do any of this
while growing up, your Childhood was
Poor.
― If u never bathed in the rain.

― If nobody told u about India vs Nigeria
99-1.

― If u didn’t sleep on d couch and wake up
on d bed.

― If u didn’t go 2 steal cashew and guava
in d next street. and d owner’s dog comes
through d backyard waiting for u to come
down from d tree.

― if u didn’t throw your milk tooth on d
roof for the lizards to take it and give u new
ones.

― If u didn’t just wash your hands and legs
instead of bathing when going to school.

― If u didn’t act film in uncompleted
building or under bed with friends.

― If u never flew a kite.

― If u didn’t use ur two legs to build
houses with sand.

― If u didn’t write ur name on paper and
insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal
it.

― If u didn’t close d fridge door really
slowly to see when d lights went off.

― If u neva waved @ white birds expectin
ur nails to b whiter

― If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights

― If u didn’t drive a single car Tyre with a
stick and called it ur car!

― If u didn’t mix garri n sugar in ur pocket
and eat while walking in d street.

― If u never did mama and papa play i.e.
cookin grass nd sand without fire.

― If u didn’t play table soccer. with bottle
cover..

Oya choose which one you do?

Call me for cheats on mtn 08102100740

All there plagiarized works all over nairaland tho'