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| WHAT A JOKE!!!!! by Infoseye(m): 5:08pm On Jan 12, 2009 |
Once upon a time, there was a little boy who was very weak in mathematics in class. He hated the subject and his results in the subject was very very bad. The mother had hired maths tutors, brought him books to aid him, brought him to child psychologists, etc, but they did not make any difference to the child. . Then someone advised her to enrol in a nearby Catholic school which was known for turning weak students into gems. As her mother had exhausted all other avenues, she thought, "Why not? There is nothing to lose." So she enrolled him in the school. . After the first day from the Catholic school, the little boy came back home, greeted his mum and went straight upstairs to his room to study. Not a noise. He only came out of his room for dinner and after dinner again went upstairs to his room to study. The mother was impressed! . The next day, the same thing happened. Straight from school, went upstairs to study, came out only for dinner and then back to studies. This went on for days after days, and soon, it was the first maths test in the Catholic school. . When the results were out, the son came back took the report card gave it to his mum and without a word again went upstairs to study. The mum looked at his report card and was amazed to find that he scored a 100 marks for the maths test! It was a miracle! "What did the school do that made the change?" she wondered. . So she went upstairs to the little boy's room to asked him, "Son, what happened in school? How did you get such good marks all of a sudden?" . The little boy replied, "On my first day in school hall, when I saw this man nailed to the plus sign on the wall, I knew they meant business!" |
| Re: WHAT A JOKE!!!!! by Omolola1(f): 12:51pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
very funny  but then it is very hard to understand  |
| Re: WHAT A JOKE!!!!! by Infoseye(m): 12:18pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
why is that? |
| Re: WHAT A JOKE!!!!! by dyabman(m): 12:23pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
I love it  |
| Re: WHAT A JOKE!!!!! by tytylayor: 12:24pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
| so d boy dnt wnt to be nailed to d plus sign |
| Re: WHAT A JOKE!!!!! by Infoseye(m): 12:24pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
dyabman:Thanks |
| Re: WHAT A JOKE!!!!! by Infoseye(m): 12:26pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
tytylayor: Yeah |
| Re: WHAT A JOKE!!!!! by Infoseye(m): 12:26pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
I will post another funny one soon |
| Re: WHAT A JOKE!!!!! by dyabman(m): 12:27pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
Infoseye: UR HIGHLY WELCOME!  |
| Re: WHAT A JOKE!!!!! by Infoseye(m): 12:29pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
dyabman: |
| Re: WHAT A JOKE!!!!! by skipo87(m): 2:06pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
;d ;d |
| Re: WHAT A JOKE!!!!! by tytylayor: 2:50pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
re-boot ur system |
| Re: WHAT A JOKE!!!!! by Migines(m): 1:16pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
Omolola1:wat makes it funny when you dont even understand it? im kaina confused |
| Re: WHAT A JOKE!!!!! by sholabanke(m): 2:09pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
@omolola1 its very easy to understand The school is a Catholic school and what d boy saw at the entrance is Jesus on the Cross. So he waas very fear of himself maybe this is going to be the punishment is gonna get if he cant perform well so he tried harder |
| Re: WHAT A JOKE!!!!! by yysl: 10:07pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
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