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The Nation Speaks by baruzeez(m): 6:57pm On Mar 07, 2015
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TEACHER:Jonathan, 2+8? JONATHAN: March 28, Sir. TEACHER: This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down! (turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem. PATIENCE: Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat. TEACHER: If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you? PATIENCE :Make you allow us repeat class, Sir. BUHARI: (Raises hand and cuts in)Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10.TEACHER: Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class captain. BUHARI: 1. He never speak the truth.2. He is wicked. 3. He never wear shoes to the school. 4. He cheats. 5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark. 6. He dances even when the class is in trouble. 7. He over sleeps. 8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions. 9. He doesn't take correction and 10. Hates to be advised. TEACHER: Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay? MANY:Yes sir!!, it is okay sir.
Re: The Nation Speaks by Jaypea98: 7:03pm On Mar 07, 2015
Bross you be Ojoro Master
Re: The Nation Speaks by Ngasky(m): 8:38pm On Mar 07, 2015
Hilarious
Re: The Nation Speaks by baruzeez(m): 8:47am On Mar 08, 2015
#chnage

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