Deejavuu:


Hahahahahahaha. .wicked!!!Choiii the already small pee pee will just disappear kpatakpata..

Darkrebel666:


okay. bring out the puns in this




First one is this..

I'm combing his crib/Masked while boning his chic/
My first thrust had broken her ribs/You try to act
tough? My blades will open your wrists/Quit the
facade, the only time you clutch a pistol is when
you holding your dïck /



Second one is this ..

Hear me out for 5 minutes/how you lost your
bearing defies physics/What's happened to you,
son? You had tight lyrics/like a bright student/But
since 2010, you've gotten a little bit behind like
white women /

Lala247:


Lol u will kill me

Dimples192:


Seriously jst chill out. Please don't turn my thread into a war zone. I dnt want it to be closed. Missclassy please respect that. I am asking you nicely. Thanks

Blackett:
As in, his self esteem will go on vacay.

Lala247:
I swear i gt the second one

hustleranthem:
lovely body u got

Lala247:


Thank u sir

Dimples192:
Man dick is his weapon so that's the only weapon he touchs

White girls have big ass behind them now a days

Dimples192:
2 Twins are born In March. In February 1 will be 20 and the other is 22...
How is this possible?

missclassy:


Dimples192 I cracked your riddle

You said two twins meaning 2 set of twins differing in age by 2 years.

One set of twins were born on February two years earlier than the other set that were still born on February

So when they celebrate their birthdays, on the same day, one set would be older than the other by two years

Dimples192:

No and it's only one set of twins. No one will get it short of cheating.

missclassy:

Deejavuu:


I tell ya..

Iya crack another one

Copied:

According to a report, a middle school was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the restroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all of the girls to the restroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance guy to clean one of them. He took a long handled sponge, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirrors.

Lala247:


Pls oh im scared of u ppl
Heres is dimples

Darkrebel666:
Yo...

dimple
Missclassy
lala and every other person

I want y'all to bring out the PUN in this..
its an homophone actually ...
gotten from a rap battle here
have fun


•I brought 10 psycho-killers from Herzegovina/Your
girl won't be spared... I'd let hollows in her.....while
she's reading an encyclopaedia/then have the
news wrapped around her head like Ken Saro
Wiwa/

Blackett:


Copied:

According to a report, a middle school was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the restroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all of the girls to the restroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance guy to clean one of them. He took a long handled sponge, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirrors.

Dimples192:

News = Nouse
A rope around ones neck
That's all I got.

sinizia:


Why are you scared of us? LOL

Hello Dimples192. How are ya?

sinizia:


Why are you scared of us? LOL

Hello Dimples192. How are ya?

Dimples192:
Do my riddle please