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They Came For Me Tonight by ProfGday(m): 8:03am On Mar 08, 2015
Please thank God with me. They attacked me at about 2.30am this morning.
They came in2 my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound as they
moved across the room towards me; as I got up, I remembered the scripture
that says 'He has not given us the spirit of fear...'. As one of them came at me
to attack, I had no choice but to defend myself. I quickly struck! The second one
also flew at me. I couldn't believe what was happening. My neighbours heard
the chaotic sound that was emerging 4rm my room and were wondering what
was wrong. I eventually hit the second one too; my hands were stained with
blood.They lay still so I wondered if they were still alive, but when I looked at
them on the floor, I found out one was still moving, I struck again & this time I
hit harder in anger. That's how I killed the two giant mosquitoes attempting to
suck my blood o...
Re: They Came For Me Tonight by Fabdedon(m): 8:06am On Mar 08, 2015
ProfGday:
Please thank God with me. They attacked me at about 2.30am this morning.
They came in2 my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound as they
moved across the room towards me; as I got up, I remembered the scripture
that says 'He has not given us the spirit of fear...'. As one of them came at me
to attack, I had no choice but to defend myself. I quickly struck! The second one
also flew at me. I couldn't believe what was happening. My neighbours heard
the chaotic sound that was emerging 4rm my room and were wondering what
was wrong. I eventually hit the second one too; my hands were stained with
blood.They lay still so I wondered if they were still alive, but when I looked at
them on the floor, I found out one was still moving, I struck again & this time I
hit harder in anger. That's how I killed the two giant mosquitoes attempting to
suck my blood o...
lol.. Thumbs up
Re: They Came For Me Tonight by phabuloz(m): 8:19am On Mar 08, 2015
My man no be small fight you win so ooooo,keep it up
Re: They Came For Me Tonight by ini4brandon(m): 8:21am On Mar 08, 2015
hehehe... youve dissapointed some 'prayer warriors' in the house. ;
Re: They Came For Me Tonight by omat20(m): 9:36am On Mar 08, 2015
ProfGday:
Please thank God with me. They attacked me at about 2.30am this morning.
They came in2 my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound as they
moved across the room towards me; as I got up, I remembered the scripture
that says 'He has not given us the spirit of fear...'. As one of them came at me
to attack, I had no choice but to defend myself. I quickly struck! The second one
also flew at me. I couldn't believe what was happening. My neighbours heard
the chaotic sound that was emerging 4rm my room and were wondering what
was wrong. I eventually hit the second one too; my hands were stained with
blood.They lay still so I wondered if they were still alive, but when I looked at
them on the floor, I found out one was still moving, I struck again & this time I
hit harder in anger. That's how I killed the two giant mosquitoes attempting to
suck my blood o...
grin
Re: They Came For Me Tonight by ProfGday(m): 11:01am On Mar 08, 2015
phabuloz:
My man no be small fight you win so ooooo,keep it up
SAME TO U BROS
Re: They Came For Me Tonight by Nobody: 12:59pm On Mar 08, 2015
Goat grin
Re: They Came For Me Tonight by ProfGday(m): 4:25pm On Mar 08, 2015
haydot95:
Goat grin
hey goat if u come tonight i will slay u and ur papa-goat.

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