First i'd like to ask for forgiveness for posting this here, I didn't have an idea of the right section place this thread

Oya na Calm your nerves and grab a bottle of Orijin as the list rolls on!

1. The Selfie takers: these category of guys comes around when the barber is less busy and not using his mirror, pulls out their phone and start taking selfies, they might be accompanied by friends and might even start taking group selfies, chai! The bad thing be say u go Think say them be customers at first o

2. The phone chargers crew: seriously, ehn... Even with the "phone charged at owners risk"... They'll storm the barbers shop with expensive smartphones ranging from 20k and you'll begin to wonder if they can't afford common 2k power bank

3. The newspaper/TV watchers crew: these set of guys, mainly elderly men comes around everyday, they even take attendance than the barbers, they comes to check the newspapers, watch Tv and argue about APC and PDP, chai! When they come around I dey excuse myself if am less busy examples: temitemi, buygala, enegod

4. The football freaks: these set of guys storm the barbers shop and starts arguing like they're being paid to do it, sometimes even gets into a fight over a heated argument... After matches they storm the barbers shop and starts ranting and yelling about their club's victory or defeat.. Me sef dey join mouth o, Up Man u!

5. The good customers: this is my favorite category, they come, you give them a nice hair cut and they pay and leave e.g Lalasticlala, ronald4lif... God bless these category, una dey make our economy green

6. The mirror check crew: this category of guys can be very annoying ehn, they'll just enter your saloon, check their face in the mirror, use your powder, after-shave and just leave ... Hian! Bastardo! Mtscheew!

7. The family man with kids the family man that comes around with their kids, (cry cry babies) chai! They are so difficult to contain sef... Parents will be yelling at their kids, the children will be crying and the barber is sweating his ass out just to give them a nice cut

8. The show off guy: This ones will just arrive the saloon with a ride, and his bae, e.g naijaboiy with mariaeole, all forming posh and having a romantic convo, the worst part be say the guy no go keep head cuz his attention is divided mtscheeew! I go vex cut you molo one day!

9. The "I dey look for Alberto" crew: different persons coming to look for one popular guy, hian! Like say The saloon na him house?... Mtscheew!

10. The gadget thieves: imagine u go keep your phone and before u say make u bend pick something, your phone don disappear... That's how they stole my BB curve6 fa...and other customers phone, I just dey pray to catch one person one day!

11. The credit and awoof crew these are the broke nuggas that looks like rich customers but after you finish giving them a great haircut, they'll bring out N200 to pay for it, begging you that they'll balance up later.. dude seriously, but you sent Nneka234 and dimples192 N1,500 airtime... Ah! Stinggy human being

12. The self conscious customers this is a category where you'll find the complainers, guys with head like turtle ninja wants to have an afro cut or punk and even after making look good, they'll still complain and be like "bros see here, the carving no sharp... Ehen?u wan make e Sharp ba? Make dem tear ur skin with clipper ba lol! Example: abeg u know of any nairalander with turtle ninja head? king___m

Okay Guys, Which of the categories do u fall into?

Written by Alberto
Barbing is a noble profession
But address me as a Hair stylist

Cc: Naijaboiy
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Blackett

Omo no be lie o,na so so phone boys d charge for saloon 4 my area

The oshomo

Hmmmm

sumtyms i go to a barber shop to enjoy A.C cos wia i dy live,na handfan we dy use.. Xo na privilege

I rep #Team5

I dey come

Lols u forgot d tv viewers crw... Dis ones just com around to look@ d tv there xpecially when there is match

LewisO:
[size=15pt] This ought not to be in "Romance Section"

Nice post tho. [/size]

Bro forgive me
I was thinking of posting it in business but some guys will still bash Me for that, so I'm calling on the mods to help me move it to the right section

*****

And abeg talk true, which category do u fall in?

Rooney dey come make u barb his head...

• Those that would come to the salon with their girlfriend to show off..
• Those that would dat stylishly want to learn barbing skils..
• The self barbers... They would come to the salon with their own clipper,grab a seat, plug d clipper and.. Start babring all by themself.. Mehn dis people surprise me..

Enter barbing saloon
Get my haircut
Give barber money
Leave barbing saloon



Simple!!

Who the hell takes a selfie in the salon?

.13.. D op type... Dah wl sit down n wait anoda 10turns afta hs turn jst to notice d type of pple in a barbin salon... Or he doesnt av work...

14.. Dose types dah wl come into d barbin salon jst 2 comb der tattered hair.. Only God knws if dey'v washd it in years.. Nd dey wl stl Use dt comb on me o.. Imagine .

Jst coming frm a saloon nt 3mins ago & i met only 3 persons over there,neither did i nor em per take in the OP's assumptions.

So true

kol

here in chibok we dont experience or know that

the observer like the op

Barbing Salon
Gutter English.
It does not exist in any known English lexixon.

All join!!!

That pikin wey de like to drink small stout.
Guess who?

Hmmmm




Na FFK


Gej till may29....

Charging crew sure pass.



plus those ones wey neva watch film 4 dia life

Those who just come to comb/brush their hair