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The Geography Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:09pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
A woman is like day and night,she has her own sunrise,noon,afternoon and sunset. from the age of 1-15 she is like the GARDEN OF EDEN-very green,original, innocent and naive at the same time. between 16-20 a woman is like AFRICA half discovered,half wild,naturally beautiful and looking up to the future. 21-30,she is like AMERICA, well developed and open to trade especially for capitalist or just anyone who has expendable income. 31-35 a woman is like INDIA very hot,relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. 36-40,she is like FRANCE,gently aging but still a desirable place to visit.41-50,she is like YUGOSLAVIA,she has lost the war ,haunted by past mistakes,and in urgent need of massive reconstruction makeover. 51-60,she is like RUSSIA, borderless and un patrolled, to make things worse bad climate keep people away. At 61-70,she is like MONGOLIA has a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future. but at 70 a woman is like AFGHANISTAN everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there because of fear of taliban...THIS IS THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN. Waiting for the counterthread mizmycoli Cc royalroy and tgirl4real 2 Likes |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by lonngmann(m): 9:17pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
She is like Nigeria..she doesn't know what she wants 1 Like |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by kilokeys(m): 9:18pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
lol some girls are like rwanda.. always looking for financial aid |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:35pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
lonngmann: Lols |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:36pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
My lady Jennydoris do I lie? |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Jennydoris(f): 9:36pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Women! Very unique creature. 1 Like |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by MizMyColi(f): 9:38pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Lmao. @Marioking Beht why me Loool I'm not so good at counter threads Tosyne2much Emusmith....this is your turf |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:40pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
MizMyColi: Cos you don't joke with women stuff |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by tosyne2much(m): 9:42pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Watching
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Re: The Geography Of A Woman by tosyne2much(m): 9:43pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
MizMyColi:Hahahahahaha I'm actually not good at counter threads 1 Like |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by MizMyColi(f): 9:45pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
marioking: *surprised* Meeee....? You sure you're not mistaking my moniker for another? |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:49pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
MizMyColi: No mistake! 1 Like |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:56pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
MizMyColi: I'm a New Creature Ma'am 2 Likes |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Jennydoris(f): 9:58pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by MizMyColi(f): 9:59pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
emusmith: |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by tosyne2much(m): 10:00pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
emusmith:Baba e be like say you don go on sabbatical leave |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Nobody: 10:11pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
tosyne2much: My broda ...I go o... You still dey rep us small small abi? |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by malonephill(m): 10:20pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Present |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by tosyne2much(m): 12:24am On Mar 10, 2015 |
emusmith:I dey try small small bro I posted your write-up on my thread http://tosyne2much..com/2015/03/seven-ways-people-exhibit-poverty.html |
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Nobody: 5:39am On Mar 10, 2015 |
tosyne2much: Aw! Thank You bro |
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