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Suitable Age For Some Important Achievements And Accomplishments In Life by Nobody: 8:04pm On Mar 14, 2015
If you got yours earlier, you are lucky. If yours came late, be grateful because it is better delayed than never. The suitable age to-

1. graduate from university- 18 to 23
2. own a car (not parents' own)- 23-35
3. know how to drive- 18-30
4. own a bank account- 14-22
5. have girlfriend- 24
6. have boyfriend- 22
7. choose a career- 18-25
8. marry (male)- 26-30
9. marry (female)- 22-28
10. become a father- 27-32
11. become a mother- 24-30
12. stop giving birth (male)- 40-50
13. stop giving birth (female)- 35-40
14. own a house- 26-45
15. become a grandparent- 50-60
16. die - 90-100

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Re: Suitable Age For Some Important Achievements And Accomplishments In Life by Basildvalour(m): 9:06pm On Mar 14, 2015
Bros, how old are you and are u a car owner yet?

When do I finish school at 23, go for service and still own a car of my own without my parents' intervention?

I be magician
Re: Suitable Age For Some Important Achievements And Accomplishments In Life by Rendezvou: 10:19pm On Mar 14, 2015
Basildvalour:
Bros, how old are you and are u a car owner yet?

When do I finish school at 23, go for service and still own a car of my own without my parents' intervention?

I be magician

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