abrahym:

my own was in church,my younger brother farted,everybody turned and look at my direction.
it was very embarassing but looking at it now it's funny

follypimpi:

Well last week i took a girl i just met out on a date,Lo and Behold was my girl friend with her friends having a laugh in the same restaurant, I just braced up went over to there table said HI,u knw how u girls and ur girl friends act when sumfing is fishy,they gave me a look,i jst ignored it and ushered the nu chic to the reserved table.After 5-10 mins they came ova and started shouting calling me names as well as the girl.The Manager just bounced us out, so sad.

follypimpi:

Well also i rememba'd back in 9ija,i had this quickie chic(Sare wa gba OKO) normally my dad returns from work around 5-5:30ish,so she came by around 4:50,so i ve got just 10mins to 30mins to quickly do my thang.I was rushin,took my boxers off pulled her panties down ,when i was about to insert my jock my privates realised it's gone soft (quite unsual of my koboko),guess the anxiety was too much.The girl just shaked her head and was like next time dont call me if u knw ur manliness aint acting right.I was so pissed off with my privates,i punished him,refuse to give him pussy for 3wks.

Sisi Jinx:

Rotflmao!! I am becoming a fan of your ^tall tales.

You should write a book

Omolola1:

very funny  

i was coming back from my aunt's place, i was in a bus, i was so pressed! i wanted to excrete! i didnt know what to do, there was no toilet and the bus was moving! i couldn't tell them to stop, what would be my excuse, even if i stopped there was no place to pass it out coz we were on the express.
I was sweating so profusely! Shaking, People were like "Fine Girl, wetin do you?" I couldnt even talk. I was totally embarrased!

Immediately the bus stopped, i didnt wait to collect change of N100! I ran into a nearby bush to pass it out.
It was utterly embarrassing!  

Tsiya:

Yeh that could have bn embarassing if u shit in d buss

Some 3 years back I was going back to my village in the bus and there were 2 female corpers posted to the village sec school. They were inside the bus when I joined them, and of course typical of ppl coming from the south, they thought no one in d bus understand english, so they are busy talking and makin fun of the conduster and other villages. Then suddenly one of the girl told her friend that she want to fart, that she have bn holding it for a long time. He friend told her to do it silently and if it smells they blame us. And of course she did fart and after some few minutes they started raining abuse on all of us in d bus. I didnt say anything untill when we out of the bus, and I used my best english and told them what they did was not right. They were so ashamed and embarassed. I hav never sn  a person so embarassed in my life.  

follypimpi:

Well also i rememba'd back in 9ija,i had this quickie chic(Sare wa gba OKO) normally my dad returns from work around 5-5:30ish,so she came by around 4:50,so i ve got just 10mins to 30mins to quickly do my thang.I was rushin,took my boxers off pulled her panties down ,when i was about to insert my jock my privates realised it's gone soft (quite unsual of my koboko),guess the anxiety was too much.The girl just shaked her head and was like next time dont call me if u knw ur manliness aint acting right.I was so pissed off with my privates,i punished him,refuse to give him pussy for 3wks.

follypimpi:

Well also i rememba'd back in 9ija,i had this quickie chic(Sare wa gba OKO) normally my dad returns from work around 5-5:30ish,so she came by around 4:50,so i ve got just 10mins to 30mins to quickly do my thang.I was rushin,took my boxers off pulled her panties down ,when i was about to insert my jock my privates realised it's gone soft (quite unsual of my koboko),guess the anxiety was too much.The girl just shaked her head and was like next time dont call me if u knw ur manliness aint acting right.I was so pissed off with my privates,i punished him,refuse to give him pussy for 3wks.

MrCrackles:

The most embarassing moment of my life was when i threw up on an HR-manager during a panel interview!!
_{Dont ask me if i got the job in the end!}!!!!

follypimpi:

Well also i rememba'd back in 9ija,i had this quickie chic(Sare wa gba OKO) normally my dad returns from work around 5-5:30ish,so she came by around 4:50,so i ve got just 10mins to 30mins to quickly do my thang.I was rushin,took my boxers off pulled her panties down ,when i was about to insert my jock my privates realised it's gone soft (quite unsual of my koboko),guess the anxiety was too much.The girl just shaked her head and was like next time dont call me if u knw ur manliness aint acting right.I was so pissed off with my privates,i punished him,refuse to give him pussy for 3wks.

amebo no.1:


well since all of u have started lying,then excuse me cos i wanna give my own lie

@topic

d day i slapped obama and michelle poured mixed cement wt chili on me

MrCrackles:

The most embarassing moment of my life was when i threw up on an HR-manager during a panel interview!!
_{Dont ask me if i got the job in the end!}!!!!

tope2000:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
So did u get the job

MrCrackles:


For where?
Na security wey bundle me comot for the office premises!

tope2000:

Lmao . . . . .why did u throw-up sef
Was it nervousness or were u sick?

MrCrackles:

I ate beans and boiled egg that morning!

tope2000:

Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Are u sure u didnt fart too

MrCrackles:

I dont fart!

tope2000:

U dont fart ko , Do u have some kind of dont fart disorder

MrCrackles:

Yes i have a farting restraining order placed inside my arsehole!

tope2000:

Lmao . . . . . . u r mad
I swear