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Good Quotes On Marriage by BrownEyes4(f): 7:51pm On Sep 01, 2006 |
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question, which I have not been able to answer, is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henry Youngman "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admitit, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once, Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive." |
Re: Good Quotes On Marriage by kiki(f): 9:53pm On Sep 01, 2006 |
is theis suppose to be a joke cos if it is it sucksssssssssssssssssssssss but if its not wat d hell is it doin here |
Re: Good Quotes On Marriage by Oracle(m): 4:34am On Sep 02, 2006 |
[size=15pt] First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive." You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. I find these ones funny[/size] |
Re: Good Quotes On Marriage by iice(f): 4:43am On Sep 02, 2006 |
I find most of them funny but i've read them b4 sha |
Re: Good Quotes On Marriage by EmemJU(f): 9:08am On Sep 02, 2006 |
Funny. Add this "They say a man is INCOMPLETE until he is married, Only then is he FINISHED" |
Re: Good Quotes On Marriage by dflash(f): 9:35am On Sep 02, 2006 |
i dont tink so.4 krissakes am an unmarried woman whos been married twice,n i left ma men[b] unfinished [/b] |
Re: Good Quotes On Marriage by dabby(f): 5:43pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
i think this was really funny. @ kiki i think u should chill out and try to read and understand the jokes before posting, aite. |
Re: Good Quotes On Marriage by kiki(f): 5:44pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
and who d hell r u suppose to be jk yeah i think i was a lil bit to forward i'm sorry Brown |
Re: Good Quotes On Marriage by Free(f): 5:49pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
Re: Good Quotes On Marriage by SamMilla1(m): 7:19pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
if i say that i a not still laughing,i am a liar, stay kool my guys |
Re: Good Quotes On Marriage by bagoma(f): 7:22pm On Sep 04, 2006 |
ho ho ho ho he he he he he ha ha ha ha hu hu hu hu very very funny. |
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