Yoruba Mother! Yoruba Mother!! Yoruba Mother!!!

Wonderful memory of the past often take me to the land where I grew up
And how blessed and wonderful are our Yoruba mothers
Yorùbá mothers are one of the best when it
comes to child upbringing.
They are endowed with tactics to raise a stubborn child

Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:

IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.

These slaps will make you think
you were adopted.

IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is that, you will confess your sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.

and ILADI will make you pee in your new
pants.

Now ABARA is the worst...

And apart from ordinary IGBAJU, we have an advanced IGBAJU which is IGBAJU OLOYI.

When you received that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" mode as you'll be looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once!

OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D immediately (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT).
When your mother says, let's go home, you will say it's in my pocket ma. lol.

God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought up in Yorubaland, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered these slaps ...=)

Abi I lie

This is very true IFOTI will make u c stars as well