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Missing U by beejay247: 11:31am On Jun 22, 2011
A man was throwing knives on his wife pic,

all were missing d target,

Suddenly he received a call

from his Wife

Wife: hey wht r u doing??

he honestly replied,

"JUST MISSING U"

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The loving couples

A just married young couple came to see doctor, after checking husband in private room he came out and said to wife, “Ma'am your husband needs rest, so that I prescribed sleeping pills”

Wife asked, “So, when should I give him this sleeping pills.”

Doctor said, “No ma'am these are for you.”


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Re: Missing U by akunta(f): 11:45am On Jun 22, 2011
Nice jokes grin grin grin grin
Re: Missing U by mikuz(m): 1:29pm On Jun 22, 2011
@akunta
no vex but where are they?
Re: Missing U by akunta(f): 1:34pm On Jun 22, 2011
^^^ u mean u dont find these jokes funny?
Hmmmm, different strokes 4 different folks!
Re: Missing U by beejay247: 8:18pm On Jun 22, 2011
Thanks akunta
Re: Missing U by dadicvila(m): 4:25pm On Jul 03, 2011
@Poster~nice jokest, u try joh!! cool cool[tr][/tr]
Re: Missing U by MrBones2(m): 6:52pm On Jul 03, 2011
cool and classic
Re: Missing U by yinkalink(f): 7:41am On Jul 05, 2011
Lovely!

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