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Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Psalmwise(m): 8:24am On Apr 11, 2015
Hmmm
#walks in with bowls of beans and basket of bread

So nobody can invite me undecided

You people are in it..4hre nah me and una ..hope dose dat inv here told u to cum with facial mask and nose mask along,cosam gonna spoil d air 4ya all... angry angry

Ritababe...carry ya leg waka cum here oo...,and dnt forget to bring dat ur otuoke made hubby yurme wen cumin...



Lemme go and read sef angry


Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Psalmwise(m): 8:27am On Apr 11, 2015
m nt intrested in mother of two again
Cybershow:
Ahahahahahahahah lafin at u.. thank GOD she z mine nw.. no tackling again.. opeee o
angry
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by yurme(m): 8:32am On Apr 11, 2015
Psalmwise:
Hmmm
#walks in with bowls of beans and basket of bread

So nobody can invite me undecided

You people are in it..4hre nah me and una ..hope dose dat inv here told u to cum with facial mask and nose mask along,cosam gonna spoil d air 4ya all... angry angry

Ritababe...carry ya leg waka cum here oo...,and dnt forget to bring dat ur otuoke made hubby yurme wen cumin...



Lemme go and read sef angry


lol I gree say I be otuoke mde ooo I go dy c my jona erriday *btw* tnkz bro
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Psalmwise(m): 8:39am On Apr 11, 2015
You re welcum
yurme:
lol I gree say I be otuoke mde ooo I go dy c my jona erriday *btw* tnkz bro
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Cybershow(m): 8:40am On Apr 11, 2015
Psalmwise:
m nt intrested in mother of two again angry
Na so.. so i av reunit wit my dear prettydiva na so o.. so find urs go front o
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Nobody: 9:32am On Apr 11, 2015
Cybershow:
Kia dnt tel me dat.. i don show o.. my dear prettydiva89 dat means u stil luv me dat u cal me and 4gt psalmwise oh.. nyc.. psalmwise dn dae vex niyen o.. #TONGUE OUT
who told you hve forgotten psalmwise... psalmwise don't mind him jae
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Nobody: 9:34am On Apr 11, 2015
thronekid:
Prettydiva89, no dey invite Me if U no go gree sit down on my Lap o!
sorry jhor e skip mai mind ni..
why won't i invite you
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Nobody: 9:34am On Apr 11, 2015
Psalmwise:
m nt intrested in mother of two again angry
hnn hnn... no problem
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Nobody: 9:56am On Apr 11, 2015
prettydiva89:

sorry jhor e skip mai mind ni..
why won't i invite you
Will U sit on my Lap?
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by ritababe(f): 10:08am On Apr 11, 2015
yurme:
lol I gree say I be otuoke mde ooo I go dy c my jona erriday *btw* tnkz bro

LWKMD, na u go carry keke go carry jona from aso rock
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Psalmwise(m): 10:14am On Apr 11, 2015
i have mind ooo
prettydiva89:

who told you hve forgotten psalmwise... psalmwise don't mind him jae
i have mind..

#sobbs ..u dnt ve my time again..u ve gone back to im cry
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Psalmwise(m): 10:15am On Apr 11, 2015
cry cry
prettydiva89:

hnn hnn... no problem
u caused it sad
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by yurme(m): 10:21am On Apr 11, 2015
ritababe:


LWKMD, na u go carry keke go carry jona from aso rock
we go go tewgeda nw me nd u
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Nobody: 10:24am On Apr 11, 2015
Psalmwise:
i have mind oooi have mind..

#sobbs ..u dnt ve my time again..u ve gone back to im cry
i haven't
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Nobody: 10:25am On Apr 11, 2015
Psalmwise:
i have mind oooi have mind..

#sobbs ..u dnt ve my time again..u ve gone back to im cry
i haven't
.stop sobbing
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Nobody: 10:25am On Apr 11, 2015
thronekid:

Will U sit on my Lap?
u be female nah
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by ritababe(f): 11:22am On Apr 11, 2015
yurme:
we go go tewgeda nw me nd u

mbanu go call aunty bunsky not me, me i dey follow buhari go aso rock
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Nobody: 12:42pm On Apr 11, 2015
ritababe:


mbanu go call aunty bunsky not me, me i dey follow buhari go aso rock
lol
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Nobody: 12:56pm On Apr 11, 2015
prettydiva89:

u be female nah
Female Kini?
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Cybershow(m): 1:10pm On Apr 11, 2015
prettydiva89:

who told you hve forgotten psalmwise... psalmwise don't mind him jae
Lolz wen psalmwise himself dn dae deny u.. haba
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Nobody: 3:11pm On Apr 11, 2015
thronekid:

Female Kini?
no be wetin i see i talk
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Psalmwise(m): 3:15pm On Apr 11, 2015
chisos dis girl is after money...
ritababe:


mbanu go call aunty bunsky not me, me i dey follow buhari go aso rock
no surprise oo if nah plate u go dey wash for aso cos buhari get fine wife... tongue tongue
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Psalmwise(m): 3:17pm On Apr 11, 2015
kk oo
prettydiva89:

i haven't
.stop sobbing
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by nellyme(f): 10:41pm On Apr 11, 2015
prettydiva89

Tnx for d invite...
Let me quickly read d story b4 ma input
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by fhunn: 7:52pm On Apr 19, 2015
Arch, so na how CJ and Nenye story go just end? Omo that short story set no be small...
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by ArchFreelancer(m): 10:11pm On Apr 22, 2015
fhunn:
Arch, so na how CJ and Nenye story go just end? Omo that short story set no be small...


Lol, na the beauty of short stories na.

I hope to update soonest. I've been really busy
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by ArchFreelancer(m): 10:06pm On Jun 04, 2015
Poetry :

Please visit this link : you are sure to enjoy it.
https://archudofasnuances./2015/06/04/touch-goings/
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Emmandus(m): 9:52am On Jun 07, 2015
@archfreelancer nice one here. And thanks for the mention.

Emmanuel Ayeni

Lifecoach, Engineer and Entrepreneur

www.emmanuelayeni.com
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by ArchFreelancer(m): 1:44am On Jun 10, 2015
COUNTDOWN TO ELEVEN



I love my house. I love being home alone, indoors, free, locked away from the monotony of school, the stress of my preteen years locked out of my life. I can do anything I want, free from the fear of being caught.
.

Daddy is at work today like every day. The man works like a donkey. Mommy is on morning shift this week at the hospital, so it's just Okon and I at home. Not for long though, because Okon will soon leave. He's currently in our parents' room literally bathing in Dad's perfume. I wonder how dad never notices the deficit. Okon spoke with someone over the phone a few minutes ago and seemed very existed, like a pauper who's just won a jackpot. I can bet my last penny it's Ekamma, the girl that lives down the Street. She's probably invited him over. I could tell from the way he talked, with a phony, exaggerrated American accent. He sounded ridiculous, this is because his thick layer of Ibibio accent still remained under, and interferred with his feigned accent. He sounded uncharacteristically soft, almost as though he were singing lullabies to a child, the whole time fiddling aimlessly with random items on top of the dining table which he leaned on. He ended that call with "see you in thirty minutes", and his face full of glee. You should havn seen his face, like that of a roadside destitute whose bowl, five hundred naira had just dropped into.
.
Okon is ready to leave now, and he does so but not after instructing me to wash all the plates and clean his room, and that he "will be back soon." It sucks being the youngest in the house, and it's worse having Okon as an older brother.
.
He has finally left. Eureka! I throw my fists in the air. This is the moment I've been waiting for. My hands vibrate with impatient excitement, as I hurry to close the front and back doors. I also close the curtains in the sitting room. Coast is clear. I go to retrieve the Video disc carefully tucked away in my clothes box which I had got from Etim the previous week. I slot it into the DVD player and settle down. One doesn't need popcorn to watch this kind of movie.



Biko, kindly follow the link below to read the complete episode. Cheers! Do well to leave your thoughts on here, or on the blog. Tenkiu.


https://archudofasnuances./2015/06/09/countdown-to-eleven

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Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by ArchFreelancer(m): 1:47am On Jun 10, 2015
Cc: divepen, ritababe, fhunn,
Re: The Drunken Wordsmith : Short Story/flash Fiction Collection by Maryclaire1(f): 1:42am On Aug 25, 2015
lovely....u r gud wud luv to read a lenghty story from u...if u can make cj,nenya n countdown to eleven a full one..e go make sense die...

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