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My Take On Psalm 23 by engr17(m): 5:28pm On Sep 02, 2006
The lord is my programmer,I shall not crash.
He installed his software on the hard disk of the heart; all of His commands are user- friendly.
His directory guides me to the right choices for his name’s sake Even though I scroll through the problems of life,
I will fear no bugs, for he is my back up.
His password protects me.
He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies.
His help is only a keystroke away.
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and my file will be merged in house of the lord forever,
Re: My Take On Psalm 23 by Chiori(m): 11:43pm On Sep 14, 2006
But this should be under religion. I don't see how it evokes a sense of humor.
Re: My Take On Psalm 23 by Necorios(m): 6:14pm On Sep 15, 2006
@chiori, lets give him a chance,you knw they say great things start frm small beginnings!

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