Keep the Change

In 1977, a thief in Southampton, England, came up with a clever method of robbing the cash register at a local supermarket. After collecting a basketful of groceries, he approached the checkout area and placed a £10 note on the counter. The grocery clerk took the bill and opened the cash register, at which point the thief snatched the contents and ran off. It turned out to be a bad deal for the thief, since the till contained only £4.37 and the thief ended up losing £5.63

The Worst Lawyer

Twenty-five year old Marhshall George Cummings, Jr, of Tulsa, Oklahoma, was charged with attempted robbery in connection with a purse-snatching at a shopping center on October 14, 1976. During the trial the following January, Cummings chose to act as his own attorney. While cross-examining the victim, Cummings asked, “Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?” Cummings later decided to turn over his defence to a public defender, but it was too late. He was convicted and sentenced to 10 years in prison.

Big Mouth

Dennis Newton was on trial in 1985 for armed robbery in Oklahoma City. Assistant District Attorney Larry Jones asked one of the witnesses, the supervisor of the store that had been robbed, to identify the robber. When she pointed to the defendant, Newton jumped to his feet, accused the witness of lying, and said, “I should have blown your —ing head off!” After a moment of stunned silence, he added, “If I’d been the one that was there.” The jury sentenced Newton to 30 years in prison.

Checking Out

Eighteen year old Charles A. Meriweather broke into a home in Northwest Baltimore on the night of November 22-23, 1978, raped the woman who lived there, and then ransacked the house. When he discovered that she only had $11.50 in cash, he asked her “How do you pay your bills?”
She Replied, “By cheque” and he ordered her to write out a cheque for $30. He then changed his mind and upped it to $50.
“Who shall I make it out to?” asked the woman, a 34 year old government employee.
“Charles A. Meriweather,” said Charles A. Meriweather, adding, “It better not bounce or I’ll be back.”
Meriweather was arrested several hours later


Showing off your booty


Charles Taylor of Wichita, Kansas, was arrested for robbing a shoe store at knifepoint and stealing a $69 pair of size 10 1/2 tan hiking boots on December 18, 1996. At his trial, three months later, Taylor arrogantly rested his feet on the defence table. He was wearing a pair of size 10 1/2 tan hiking boots. The judge, James Fleetwood, was incredulous. ‘I leaned over and stared,’ he later said. ‘Surely nobody would be so stupid as to wear the boots he stole to his trial.’ But it turned out one person was that stupid. Taylor was convicted of aggravated robbery and sent back to jail in his stockinged feet.

Your post had me in stitches. Couldnt help it.

the post wasnt dat funny













but these surely were:
“Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?” just lyk i swear i no go do am again
“I should have blown your —ing head off!” “If I’d been the one that was there.”
“Charles A. Meriweather,” said Charles A. Meriweather, adding, “It better not bounce or I’ll be back.”
‘Surely nobody would be so stupid as to wear the boots he stole to his trial.’ But it turned out one person was that stupid

@ romade,

There are not jokes created to sound funny. All this events actually happened.

Yes and I was apart of it

romade:

the post wasnt dat funny

That is why pennywise is different from everyone else. He sees things the way many people do not. The one I found most hilarious was the case of the worst lawyer.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

wetin tear ur mouth

Please help me ask am

gud gud jokes lol

$ammy:

@ romade,

There are not jokes created to sound funny. All this events actually happened.

yysl:

wetin tear ur mouth

argent:

Please help me ask am

THE JOKE FUNNY DIE, ABEG I WAN LAUGH MY OWN THEN LAUGH UNA OWN WEN U PRETEND SAY E NO FUNNY

Sammy dear i was pointing out tips dat made d story so hilarious
if it wasnt meant to be a joke y put in jokes
ok i go 4 real

see green teeth

in contrast to urs dat is divided to kola, tobacco & yellow i neat

there is hope

gabrywyl:

Yes and I was apart of it

did you mean to say a part or apart? let me know so that i will send my boys

haha~~The Big mouth story was funny.