Trust me... sometimes our parents can be annoying? They ask questions that only Ifa priest can answer. I woke up this morning and my mum was asking me where the shoe polish was? Lyk huh? She knows too well that i luv suede shoes and i dont use her polish(kiwi).... i was irritated....
other questions include:
1. Where is the remote
2. where is my towel
3. when are you getting married? huh? am just 26yrs.
4. where is my cup

You can add yours

phone ringing: grin grin

and u are in one hideout chilling

answers the phone:

me: hello, who is this?

Mum: mtcheew, ina keke (were r u!)
me: ƴan ƙuri (sorrie), i can't hear u

mum: keke dau wo kida, ka keni (don't come bck home, u will see). U don't knw wat d time is saying ba? U av forgotten the road to ur house, abi.

Me: ok, ok ina suwa (i'm coming o)

throws wat inside glass cup

and says: allah ya isa (God dai).

Text

from mum: i heard what u said, allah ya isa for u.

Me: this woman, na J.K rowling?
Harry potter mother?