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13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:36am On Aug 21, 2016

1. “Don’t you have your own house?”

See wahala.

Source:http://zikoko.com/list/nigerian-parents-ask-before-letting-you-go-out/

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:37am On Aug 21, 2016

2. “What are you going to do there?”

Armed robbery. What will I be going to do there before?

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:39am On Aug 21, 2016

3. “Can’t they visit you?”

They have visited me. Oya?

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Confirmer(m): 12:39am On Aug 21, 2016

funny but true.

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:41am On Aug 21, 2016

4. “How many times have they come here?”

Chineke!

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:42am On Aug 21, 2016

5. “Do we know them?”

What is it?

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:42am On Aug 21, 2016

Keep em coming grin

Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:43am On Aug 21, 2016

6. “Where do they stay?”

Why? Do you want to rent?

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Ugoeze2016: 12:45am On Aug 21, 2016

Is anyone pursuing you here? Mai friend siddon dia

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:46am On Aug 21, 2016

7. “Are they in your school?”

Jisos! Can I go already?

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:48am On Aug 21, 2016

8. “What are they studying?”

You want to pay their school fees?

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:49am On Aug 21, 2016

9. “Who are their parents?”

My God!

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:50am On Aug 21, 2016

10. “Where are they from?”

Earth, I think.

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:52am On Aug 21, 2016

11. “What do their parents do?”

Mummy oh!

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:53am On Aug 21, 2016

12. “Are they born again?”

Am I Jesus?

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by SweetieConstie(f): 12:53am On Aug 21, 2016

I can relate to almost all... grin

Thumbs up, OP... wink

Lalasticlala, come here sir... cheesy

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:54am On Aug 21, 2016

13. “Which church do they attend?”

Na wa.

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by axishale(m): 1:00am On Aug 21, 2016

No12 best answer ever grin

No go try am ooo grin

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 2:03am On Aug 21, 2016

lol...

1000 ways to chop dirty slap in African/nigerian home

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Slimflame(m): 4:08am On Aug 21, 2016

Me dey hol money i go be like Me:mummy let me go and buy someting Mummy::ok i don comot be dat o me no get time for Q&A

Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Twaci(f): 8:05am On Aug 21, 2016

I swear I can relate to all!

Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Soso990240(m): 8:57am On Aug 21, 2016

All just to protect u. Funny now,bt wasnt funny those years.

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by centyboy: 8:58am On Aug 21, 2016

Disciplinarian...my dad is one!☝

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by RealJaneDoe: 8:59am On Aug 21, 2016

lol

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 9:00am On Aug 21, 2016

14) I know you are going there to watch tv, dont we have stereo player(the ancient one) at home?

15) who is hia father?

16) what is his name?

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Damfostopper(m): 9:00am On Aug 21, 2016

all aunty Suzan threads and things you can relate to are like

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by cyberdurable(m): 9:00am On Aug 21, 2016

Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Btruth: 9:00am On Aug 21, 2016

Typical Nigerian parents. grin

.......remember my mother then. Some of those questions will even come with some 'jara' slap. cheesy

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by horlamelekan(m): 9:01am On Aug 21, 2016

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by BARRIKADE: 9:03am On Aug 21, 2016

Then after every question, dem go say dem get clothes for you to wash.
go inside and pack them.

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Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by HMZi: 9:03am On Aug 21, 2016

Op,una just cast my moda..lol..all the questions o!

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