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Hilarious Quotes Of Dame Patient Jonathan by Nobody: 10:58am On Mar 29, 2015
some of her "award winning speeches" include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.
7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.
8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God.
9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on.
10- * Na only you waka come?
11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are "sharing"
12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my family.
14- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has
failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an
exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated?

Please support and honour Nigerians firstlady by voting her husband JONATHAN.
Re: Hilarious Quotes Of Dame Patient Jonathan by Twaci(f): 12:29pm On Mar 29, 2015
Lol, very funny
Re: Hilarious Quotes Of Dame Patient Jonathan by Merlissa(f): 9:51pm On Mar 29, 2015
Why are you people shouting change change!!!

Are you a bus conductor?

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