Marriage is not a molue bus as in "run in and run out"Your matrimonial home no be Oshodi/mile2/or ile/alaba intact its not Lagos road. You have to be prepared.Guys....Enjoy your life before u get married o....cos its a life contract. Enjoy this write up I saw on what app n I decided to share with "happening" guys and babes.
Marriage Software
This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst
(Marriage Software Division):
Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my
program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the
new program began unexpected Child Processing and also
took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition
Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches
during systems
initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no
longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected.
Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and
"Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0
in the background whilst attempting to run any of my
favorite applications. Be it online or offline.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall
doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?
.... AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:
Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program.
Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND
ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run
everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed
to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge
the program files from the System once it is installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0
but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual
under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed
and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any
faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused
them, you must run the.........
C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid
attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire
system.
It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE
a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating
system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can
be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional
Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or
"HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING
1000.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child
processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary
2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood
Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0
and the system will almost certainly CRASH.
BEST WISHES!
Yours,
Systems Analyst.

Sister Good Morning. .
What's with the early morning jargon na?? Or are you not happy with the elections going in favor of BaBa? ?

na wa to u o. haba! I'm in support of baba nau, my two hands+legs even all my family self. You no go prepare? Just to ease the tension. #babaisalreadythere

this should be in the programming section,



but anyways I would just format and reinstall new os shikena...

" in lil Wayne's voice : no love lost, no love found'



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