A familiar looking man was spotted by our
correspodent yesterday at the Nnamdi Azikiwe
Airport with his
entourage, desperately trying to book a ticket to
Madagascar.
On closer inspection, we were shocked to realize
it was Ekiti Governor, Ayo Fayose.
News making the rounds have it that after his
scathing Newspaper adverts wishing death on
General Buhari, Fayose is stunned by the current
trend the results are following. Fearing a Buhari
win and subsequent punishment for his libelous
adverts, he decided to run away.
We could clearly hear him saying “Eh? Aburo no
ticket? Ah. Wahala ti de o. Any standing? Joo fun
mi standing, mo like e,mo manage. Ah, no
standing? Mo ku.
Kosi space ninu cargo hold? I will manage it. Ah
my broda epp me……epp me……….if this baba wins,
mo ku. The suffering will not be a small
something. Epp
me”.
When we approached him he immediately
changed his tune. “What? Me? Running
away for fear that Buhari will win?
Rubbish. I fear no man. I am only going to
Madagascar for vacation.Why are you asking why
I was begging to stand? I like
standing. It’s good exercise”








source: http://gist212.com/2015/03/gov-fayose-spotted-at-the-airport-says-no-im-not-running-away/

lool
i like the creativity of nigerians
up nigeria
lets unite now and fix nigeria

Kirikiri await him

Lmao.

The corrupted one shall not see peace


sai GMB



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