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Madam The House Wife by salinco(m): 9:47am On Dec 22, 2009 |
A housewife, realizing that the housemaid had started behaving funny, decided to engage her one morning. Madam: "Chinyere why you don begin dey behave anyhow these days? E be like say u no wan know ya mate for this house again o! Face no dey fear face for ya village? "Abi you don carry craze for head? Chinyere responded immediately: "Look at you, you call yourself Madam, which kind wife wey u be? Afterall my food dey sweet pass ur own, " Madam: "Ehn!!!!! Who told you that you cook better than i do?" Chinyere: "Na Oga now, " Madam: "Lord have mercy!!! Papa Nkechi, ??!!!!!!!!? You will come and meet me in this house today, Na war between me and am today. Ohoooo no wonder, I don dey suspect this thing since, " Chinyere: "No be all be that o, , I even better pass you for bed, " Madam: "Yeepa, !!!!!!!!!, I'm finished!!! So, Papa Nkechi told u such thing too?" Chinyere: "No, The driver said so." Madam: "Uhmm!!!!!!!! , Chi-chi baby, Chinyerryerry, Chinlosky, Chichi of Africa …, come here my darling eehn, Good girl. Abeg no let Oga hear that one O. Devil no go pour Sand for Garri o, OK. |
Re: Madam The House Wife by Spyker: 10:26am On Dec 22, 2009 |
Hilarious, good one, keep them coming |
Re: Madam The House Wife by romsky: 10:32am On Dec 22, 2009 |
chi suppose to dey blackmail d madame if say she sabi monica |
Re: Madam The House Wife by CuteAngel(f): 10:48am On Dec 22, 2009 |
Nice joke |
Re: Madam The House Wife by clemcykul(f): 10:59am On Dec 22, 2009 |
;d |
Re: Madam The House Wife by salinco(m): 11:43am On Dec 26, 2009 |
;d :d |
Re: Madam The House Wife by Nobody: 12:09pm On Dec 26, 2009 |
Nice try.
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Re: Madam The House Wife by studio43(m): 12:13pm On Dec 26, 2009 |
Poster u Try |
Re: Madam The House Wife by bydot1(m): 2:37pm On Dec 26, 2009 |
Nice one |
Re: Madam The House Wife by bydot1(m): 2:37pm On Dec 26, 2009 |
Nice one |
Re: Madam The House Wife by jumaingirl(f): 3:06pm On Dec 26, 2009 |
Re: Madam The House Wife by Kunbee: 1:07am On Dec 27, 2009 |
Lmfao |
Re: Madam The House Wife by salinco(m): 4:58pm On Dec 30, 2009 |
:d |
Re: Madam The House Wife by Kunbee: 1:37am On Jan 01, 2010 |
Clap for yaself |
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