Akpors was a very poor man in one of the worst
conditions you can think of. He had no wife, no
child, no money, his house leaked water
whenever it rained, a blind mother; in fact, he
had nothing you could write home about.
But one day he saw a magician who promised to
grant him only one wish.
Magician: Tell me one thing you wish, and I will
do it for you right now.
Akpors: Ok, no problem, I have only one wish, I
want my mother to see my wife carrying two of
my kids in my Hummer Jeep parked near the
swimming pool in one of my many mansions
situated in London city.
The magician fainted.

one word for akpors this time