cococandy:
Oh efe what did we do to deserve this?
Why didn't I get to be the photographer or the one who kept the guys away?.


Hahahah. It's just too funny because I can literally see those ladies feeling like they fit and awesome.
"Damiso's" shoes Na one in town.

That was my first impression of the ladies too.

Nah, there's no way you could have been the one keeping the men at bay na. It's a gra-gra position and Chilisauce's gragra-bility is out of this world.

Re: Damiso's shoes...(((stiffles laughter...)))

Hehehe

Efe I won't be here when they come for you.

EfemenaXY:




That was my first impression of the ladies too.

Nah, there's no way you could have been the one keeping the men at bay na. It's a gra-gra position and Chilisauce's gragra-bility is out of this world.

Re: Damiso's shoes...(((stiffles laughter...)))

cococandy:
Hehehe

Efe I won't be here when they come for you.

Lol!!

Hopefully, I would have logged out for the week by then.

EfemenaXY:
Now ladies, you know I've missed you all loads even though (in Kimoni's voice: I only drop by mostly on weekends), but I've got a pic for you all. Pls don't shoot the messenger. If anything, better grab the photographer, not Efe.

1st lady - in blue: That's just gotta be Edwife. Very tall, and never shys from taking the bull by the horn. Proper showgirl. :-

2nd lady - in green: Damiso. Always happy, never lets life get her down. Check out her smile sef.

3rd lady - in purple: Definitely Kimoni. Without a shadow of doubt. The serious bookworm. Even now you can almost see her mentally calculating and grinding numbers in her brain.

4th lady - in white: Cococandy. The model and fashion chick. Check out her shoes. But shoes wise, it's a stiff competition between her and Damiso - not sure who comes out trumps.

Photographer: Armyofone - she passed this information to me.

Notice how the men are kept at bay? That's Chillisauce's handwork...

Question though: Why the rope, ladies??

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Efe but looking at it again, I don't look too bad naa, Chillisauce is very correct, I killed it jor. See ma burriful legs But Cococandy ehnnn, choi!!! Big head, big bone, flat yansh, thin legs

But Damiso can pose for Africa sha; Efe, are you sure that's Dammy? that Ijebu woman sabi pose like this so

And of course the blue lady, see her face like oyoyo she go stand for front like say na food dem wan share

But ladies, you know we are all prettier than this in real life, if not for that outdated Kodak camera and fujifilm armyofone was using, we would not have turned out like this. So pls cheer up.

But true true ehnn I no just understand Cococandy for this picture at all...the rate of overworwor just too much

[size=2pt]I haff looked for trouble o, time to hide behind Chillisauce[/size]

Chai I have suffered, i don't blame you people. Well, one of the advantages of being tall, i have the slimiest tummy in the group.

Chillisauce and kimoni used style to abuse me... and to say I was the one striking better pose than them.

When we were busy having fun in the village, efemenaxy was having hers in London-she couldn't come along but she definetely didn't want to miss out.



Our own British non nonsense lady, work oriented kinda girl.Warri girl no dey carry last!

Blame efe for that.

She was in charge of getting the make-up artist for this photoshoot and she didn't.

That's how they exposed my ugliness to the whole world.

#crying.

Kimoni:


Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Efe but looking at it again, I don't look too bad naa, Chillisauce is very correct, I killed it jor. See ma burriful legs But Cococandy ehnnn, choi!!! Big head, big bone, flat yansh, thin legs

But Damiso can pose for Africa sha; Efe, are you sure that's Dammy? that Ijebu woman sabi pose like this so

And of course the blue lady, see her face like oyoyo she go stand for front like say na food dem wan share

But ladies, you know we are all prettier than this in real life, if not for that outdated Kodak camera and fujifilm armyofone was using, we would not have turned out like this. So pls cheer up.

But true true ehnn I no just understand Cococandy for this picture at all...the rate of overworwor just too much

[size=2pt]I haff looked for trouble o, time to hide behind Chillisauce[/size]

Kimoni:


Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Efe but looking at it again, I don't look too bad naa, Chillisauce is very correct, I killed it jor. See ma burriful legs But Cococandy ehnnn, choi!!! Big head, big bone, flat yansh, thin legs

But Damiso can pose for Africa sha; Efe, are you sure that's Dammy? that Ijebu woman sabi pose like this so

And of course the blue lady, see her face like oyoyo she go stand for front like say na food dem wan share

But ladies, you know we are all prettier than this in real life, if not for that outdated Kodak camera and fujifilm armyofone was using, we would not have turned out like this. So pls cheer up.

But true true ehnn I no just understand Cococandy for this picture at all...the rate of overworwor just too much

[size=18pt]I haff looked for trouble o, time to hide behind Chillisauce[/size]

Here, lemme help you ^^

Lol @ standing in front for food! Edwife haff suffa - where is she sef!

Efe come worse pass.

See 5 people's thighs.

At least I have thin legs

edwife:
Chai I have suffered, i don't blame you people. Well, one of the advantages of being tall, i have the slimiest tummy in the group.

Chillisauce and kimoni used style to abuse me... and to say I was the one striking better pose than them.

When we were busy having fun in the village, efemenaxy was having hers in London-she couldn't come along but she definetely didn't want to miss out.



Our own British non nonsense lady, work oriented kinda girl.Warri girl no dey carry last!

edwife:
Chai I have suffered, i don't blame you people. Well, one of the advantages of being tall, i have the slimiest tummy in the group.

Chillisauce and kimoni used style to abuse me... and to say I was the one striking better pose than them.

When we were busy having fun in the village, efemenaxy was having hers in London-she couldn't come along but she definetely didn't want to miss out.



Our own British non nonsense lady, work oriented kinda girl.Warri girl no dey carry last!

Kia!!

See fleshy laps.

Well, at least I'm grooving there na. And check out my Gucci shades and funky haircut.

Warri nor dey ever carry last!

cococandy:
Efe come worse pass.

See 5 people's thighs.

At least I have thin legs

That is eh!

Eddy haff finish me. Even the hot pants get as them be.

Oh well, I must have had a fantastic time going by the state of those shorts.

cococandy:
Efe come worse pass.

See 5 people's thighs.

At least I have thin legs

I am telling you! She no dey shame to cover up. Oyibo woman.

EfemenaXY:


Kia!!

See fleshy laps.

Well, at least I'm grooving there na. And check out my Gucci shades and funky haircut.

Warri nor dey ever carry last!

Efe sofly sofly, don't kill people in your London office.

chillisauce come and see efe hot pant, she stole it from kimoni. Kimoni uses hers under wrapper but efe and her oyibo way.

The things married women discuss these days *Just passing*

EfemenaXY:


That is eh!

Eddy haff finish me. Even the hot pants get as them be.

Oh well, I must have had a fantastic time going by the state of those shorts.

Those shorts

Did you tear them while twerking?

edwife:


Efe sofly sofly, don't kill people in your London office.

chillisauce come and see efe hot pant, she stole it from kimoni. Kimoni uses hers under wrapper but efe and her oyibo way.

Why e tear like that?

cococandy:

Those shorts

Did you tear them while twerking?

Lol!!

Twas the moves I learnt from Chillisauce and Eddy at Alcatraz. Shebi you were there too? I don't think Kimoni was "bad" enough to get a place in there, back then - before the tsunami.

EfemenaXY:


Lol!!

Twas the moves I learnt from Chillisauce and Eddy at Alcatraz. Shebi you were there too? I don't think Kimoni was "bad" enough to get a place in there, back then - before the tsunami.

I was. I remember.

Those days

cococandy:

I was. I remember.

Those days

Why won't you remember?

Efe you guys underestimate coco o, sit down there- someone who drank a full bottle of vodka that day?

EfemenaXY:

Why e tear like that?

Why e no go tear? na your size?

Truckpusher:
The things married women discuss these days *Just passing*

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These women
Efe with her bum short. Funky babe!

I love these women already. Feeling good with themselves.

More grease to yal elbows.

edwife:


Why won't you remember?

Efe you guys underestimate coco o, sit down there- someone who drank a full bottle of vodka that day?



Why e no go tear? na your size?

me? It was only one glass.

cococandy:

Those shorts

Did you tear them while twerking?

You try o Coco. How did you know they are shorts? Cuz I personally couldn't tell if they were shorts or skirt or scarf. I just confuse...

Efemenaxy, which part of Peckham did you take this pix?? Warri no dey carry last

Meanwhile, who took Chillisauce pix on that day naa? With her natural hair and a bottle of sepe we all know Chilli can drink for Africa I'm sure you don't miss Oktoberfest pls post your drinking cup make I see

Something told me it's a short.

A sixth sense

Kimoni:


You try o Coco. How did you know they are shorts? Cuz I personally couldn't tell if they were shorts or skirt or scarf. I just confuse...

Efemenaxy, which part of Peckham did you take this pix?? Warri no dey carry last

Meanwhile, who took Chillisauce pix on that day naa? With her natural hair and a bottle of sepe we all know Chilli can drink for Africa I'm sure you don't miss Oktoberfest pls post your drinking cup make I see

Efe, that wasn't the pix I sent you. I think you posted the wrong one Was my contact lenses deceiving me? Because the one I tubed to you had the ladies in bikini, slim and toned...thanks to the daily eating of "proteinous and liquidified cucumbers"

armyofone:
Efe, that wasn't the pix I sent you. I think you posted the wrong one Was my contact lenses deceiving me? Because the one I tubed to you had the ladies in bikini, slim and toned...thanks to the daily eating of "proteinous and liquidified cucumbers"

Na lie. Nothing do your contact lenses. Chei! Dia is god oh!!

cococandy:
Something told me it's a short.
A sixth sense

Kimoni:

You try o Coco. How did you know they are shorts? Cuz I personally couldn't tell if they were shorts or skirt or scarf. I just confuse...

T'is a scarf. Compliments of Eddie's fashion tip

edwife:


Lol 4 cups daily? Thanks Heaven you stopped, it isn't healthy-2 or one is fine. Don't mind efe and kimoni, how can tea be bitter?

Yes I don't mind me .. I have just one or two now

EfemenaXY:


I think I'll stick to my lime 'n lemon concoction plus the occasional detoxifying wheat grass drink. At least if I'm gonna go the green route, then let me really go green.



Seriously, Edwife's palette is - arrrgghh!

Don't get me wrong, she's a fantastic cook, but some of the things that woman eats... raw snails, live crabs...what next?



I'm totally lost. Rewind, abeg.

D'you mean you've got a decaff version of green tea and even at that, it gives you migranes?



What a rip-off. Don't you guys have any African communities / markets where they sell African stuff enmasse? You can get those same scent leaves for no more than £2 a bunch in London.

I meant I noticed I was getting migraines so I switched to the decaff version.

EfemenaXY:
Now ladies, you know I've missed you all loads even though (in Kimoni's voice: I only drop by mostly on weekends), but I've got a pic for you all. Pls don't shoot the messenger. If anything, better grab the photographer, not Efe.

1st lady - in blue: That's just gotta be Edwife. Very tall, and never shys from taking the bull by the horn. Proper showgirl. :-

2nd lady - in green: Damiso. Always happy, never lets life get her down. Check out her smile sef.

3rd lady - in purple: Definitely Kimoni. Without a shadow of doubt. The serious bookworm. Even now you can almost see her mentally calculating and grinding numbers in her brain.

4th lady - in white: Cococandy. The model and fashion chick. Check out her shoes. But shoes wise, it's a stiff competition between her and Damiso - not sure who comes out trumps.

Photographer: Armyofone - she passed this information to me.

Notice how the men are kept at bay? That's Chillisauce's handwork...

Question though: Why the rope, ladies??

me and cococandy defintely come out tops in the shoe game

Absolutely hilarious picture. I saw another one of some ladies demolishing a big bowl of Eba and I think it's also these ladies

edwife:

Efe sofly sofly, don't kill people in your London office.
chillisauce come and see efe hot pant, she stole it from kimoni. Kimoni uses hers under wrapper but efe and her oyibo way.

Absolutely hilarious

You this people will not kee me with laughter

Obesity asides you just gotsa admire the self confidence of these women

damiso:


Absolutely hilarious

You this people will not kee me with laughter

Obesity asides you just gotsa admire the self confidence of these women

And it wouldn't be complete without appreciating the people that made this trip worthwile.

After working behind the scene of our photo shoot,Chillisauce,army,ifyalways and Naijababe had to celebrate with a well cooked meal,courtesy of moi.



Efemenaxy please darling, we need some caption here.Who is who?

edwife:


And it wouldn't be complete without appreciating the people that made this trip worthwile.

After working behind the scene of our photo shoot,Chillisauce,army,ifyalways and Naijababe had to celebrate with a well cooked meal,courtesy of moi.



Efemenaxy please darling, we need some caption here.Who is who?

This is the big bowl of Eba picture I was talking about