*“Pastor,
my dog is
dead.
Could
there be a
service for
the poor
creature?”
Pastor
replied,
“No, we cannot have service for an
animal in the church. But there is a
new church down the road, maybe
they will do it.” The man said, “Do
you think they will accept a
donation of U.S $250,000 for the
burial service?” Pastor exclaimed,
“Sweet Jesus! Why didn’t u tell me
the dog was a Christian?”

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