akpos and his nagging wife were on
holiday in
Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died.
The
funeral company told akpos that it
would
cost $45,000 to ship her home or $500 to
bury
her in Jerusalem. Akpos said, “Ship
her
home.”
Shocked, the undertaker asked, “But sir,
why
don’t you bury her in the Holy Land and
save
the money?” To which akpos
replied, “A
long time ago, a man was buried here and
3
days later, he rose from the dead….I can't
take
THAT RISK!”

lmao

Now this is really funny