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Am Declaring My Asset by ifeoluwa237(m): 7:50pm On Jun 09, 2015
DECLARATION OF ASSETS....
Since 'our' president has declared his assets,
it is very important that l also declare mine
too and it goes thus:
1. Four pencil trousers.
2. 9 T-shirt.
3. 1 jalamia cloth
4. One bathroom slippers.
5. 4 shoes.
6. Many of note books and text books .
7. Half bag of pure water.
8. One keg of rain water.
9. One skin light cream
10. Two GSM (1 Techno & 1 Nokia)
11. One small generator.
12. Six lace
13. 3pots and one kettle.
14. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
15. One rechargeable lantern.
16. One stove.
17. One gallon for buying kerosine.
18. Red Rug on d floor and one Mouka foam.
19. -200 naira debit card.
20.No Girl friend.?
21. #10 @ GTbank and #576 @UBA and #754 @ first bank
22. One Panasonic T.V with PS2.and GOtv
Plus plenty polo.
Pls, all good Nigerains should pls do this for
transparency sake.

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Re: Am Declaring My Asset by ijobaooorun(m): 9:25pm On Jun 09, 2015
Mine goes thus
1 lg standing fan
1 mattress
14 shoes - 3 sandals - 1 bathroom slippers
1 umbrella
Half bag of pure water
A big trolly which contains bournvita, can dano milk, carton of pawn cracker, butter, sugar , Bama, a cartoon of conflakes, hair creams body creams roll-on , soaps , perfumes and drugs
1 reading table & chair
1 mini acer laptop,
1 HP printer,
8 T-shirts,
4 trousers
7 chinoz
3 ankara material
1 lace
A cooking stove
A gas cooker
Many vest and polos
1 towel
2 pots
1 iron
1 destop charger
1 wall mirror
1 cutlass
Many set of textbooks
1 big oxford dictionaRy
1100 naira as cash
#1737 in uba acc
#836 in diamond acc
1 torch light
3 gsm ( 1 bb torch2 , 1 sony xperia , 1 nokia )
*******
Re: Am Declaring My Asset by ifeoluwa237(m): 4:31pm On Jun 10, 2015
ijobaooorun:
Mine goes thus
1 lg standing fan
1 mattress
14 shoes - 3 sandals - 1 bathroom slippers
1 umbrella
Half bag of pure water
A big trolly which contains bournvita, can dano milk, carton of pawn cracker, butter, sugar , Bama, a cartoon of conflakes, hair creams body creams roll-on , soaps , perfumes and drugs
1 reading table & chair
1 mini acer laptop,
1 HP printer,
8 T-shirts,
4 trousers
7 chinoz
3 ankara material
1 lace
A cooking stove
A gas cooker
Many vest and polos
1 towel
2 pots
1 iron
1 destop charger
1 wall mirror
1 cutlass
Many set of textbooks
1 big oxford dictionaRy
1100 naira as cash
#1737 in uba acc
#836 in diamond acc
1 torch light
3 gsm ( 1 bb torch2 , 1 sony xperia , 1 nokia )
*******

Lolllll

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Re: Am Declaring My Asset by sleekygurl(f): 5:56pm On Jun 10, 2015
soooooo funny! wat about bucket,fan,wall clock?una no get?
Re: Am Declaring My Asset by sinaj(f): 8:10pm On Jun 10, 2015
LWKMD grin
Re: Am Declaring My Asset by ijobaooorun(m): 1:13am On Jun 11, 2015
sleekygurl:
soooooo funny! wat about bucket,fan,wall clock?una no get?
Y should I buy buckets when my neighbours got plenty of dat or a wall clock wen I have a wrist watch and my gsm(s)
Economists dnt waste resources, we reserve and conserve
Re: Am Declaring My Asset by ifeoluwa237(m): 8:13am On Jun 12, 2015
ijobaooorun:

Y should I buy buckets when my neighbours got plenty of dat or a wall clock wen I have a wrist watch and my gsm(s)
Economists dnt waste resources, we reserve and conserve

Guy u dey mice oooooo.
well na economy cause am

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