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Top 5 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh For A Week. by Nobody: 2:24pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
1) A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." 2) The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'" 3) Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die. 4) Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" 5) Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Top 5 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh For A Week. by Dyt(f): 2:25pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Yawns |
Re: Top 5 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh For A Week. by iPrevail(m): 3:00pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Hahahaha |
Re: Top 5 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh For A Week. by whillyamz98(m): 1:09am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Number 1 did the magic... tanx man |
Re: Top 5 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh For A Week. by grad2012(f): 3:46pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
Jimmy jimmy looools |
Re: Top 5 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh For A Week. by Macmilla(m): 8:34pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
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Re: Top 5 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh For A Week. by tchiwinnie: 2:06pm On Apr 08, 2015 |
na u mk me laff sef Macmilla: |
Re: Top 5 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh For A Week. by willi926(m): 3:22pm On Apr 08, 2015 |
number 4 for me. |
Re: Top 5 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh For A Week. by zodd(m): 4:58pm On Oct 08, 2017 |
Re: Top 5 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh For A Week. by luvlymabel: 11:44am On Oct 09, 2017 |
NO 2 |
Re: Top 5 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh For A Week. by jbblues24(m): 3:46pm On May 31, 2019 |
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. |
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