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The Craziness Of Nigerian Mums by Fordzzy(m): 8:34pm On Apr 09, 2015
*sighs*

Nigerian mums sha.

They will flog the "grin I don die oooh grin" comot for your mouth and still explain to you that the reason why they flogged you is because they love you.

Like, is that even logical?

I mean, a full fledged Nigerian mum will pounce on you with her koboko, wipe you for a while and then go like:

"Chi, why I'm I flogging you?"

Then through the tears, you give her this blank look like: "which kind mumu question be this one again na". And somehow she interprets that look as an "Mummy I don"t know o"

Then she goes like: "You don't want to talk abi? Oh, you don't know why I'm flogging you? You haven't learnt your lessons na. For that I will double it!"

Piam!! And then she goes ahead and increases the pace the koboko lands on your buttocks...
But They Can Be Very Charming atimes sha...

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Re: The Craziness Of Nigerian Mums by phabuloz(m): 8:40pm On Apr 09, 2015
Train up a child in the way he shud go!
Re: The Craziness Of Nigerian Mums by Skillfullulu(m): 9:56pm On Apr 09, 2015
It was fun and panful @ d same tym

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