Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 12:34pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
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Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 12:34pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
In other words, suck up to her every chance you get.
worst decision of your life cos once you start on that note, there'll be no going back.
Nothing short of a firm hand would put her in her place |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Vikfarad(m): 12:35pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Mintayo: Op has never seen a really nagging woman before, the man will actually forget all that you listed! True! |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by dre11(m): 12:36pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Just watch her as she keeps displaying her foolishness...... Don't get worked up Just watch and see those veins move in her angry mood |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by caxim04(m): 12:41pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
uselessgoat:
BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED True talk "uselessgoat" 1 Like |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by LasoulMacuby(m): 12:43pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Why do all these, when a single slap can reset her brain to factory mute |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by phintohlar(f): 12:43pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
emmyrichie:
See one of them... but I ain't nagging D |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by ocelot2006(m): 12:44pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
edwife: Op you never jam nagging men?that's like death sentence. Men don't nag. We give the silent treatment |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Larryjay4u: 12:51pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
agarawu23: I am sorry I am not that patient to follow the above
Nigeria women needs nagging husband for there brain to cool
do like mumu and you will start washing her pants And u think washing your wife's pant makes u a mumu? But you can l**k that p***y covered with the pant. Nigerian men and shallow brain sha 2 Likes |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by olareed(m): 12:56pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Petra23: Sometimex naggin x inevitatble bt i love t wn he kipx calm n kiss me dn lemme knw dat d naggin aspct is killin him..i can nag wen he mkx me mad sha bt den m glad ma cutie knws ow to calm me down he does that when he's not mad ..but when your mad,you don't kiss,you kill...#wink 1 Like |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by sukkot: 12:56pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
best solution for nagging wife. it works everytime. when she is asleep put cheese on her lips. then set a rat trap under the cheese. and hopefully rats smell the cheese. na pakute go finish dat her mouth lol 1 Like |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by InvertedHammer: 1:03pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
tintingz: For a lot of men, nagging is comparable to other forms of torture like the rack and being drawn and quartered. Halting your partner's constant whining is easier than you think. But, if you're looking for a stress-free existence, simply follow these suggestions. Believe it or not, you do have the power to stop your partner's nagging.
Agree with her
Whether you agree or not, just say yes. By simply acknowledging the validity of her complaints you'll be able to buy yourself invaluable time. Granted, the problems won't be any closer to being resolved, but she'll be so pleased that you've come around to her way of thinking that you'll temporarily be let off the hook.
Tune it out
When she cranks up the volume of her whining, crank up the volume on your stereo just like you used to do with your mom or, better yet, simply zone out altogether. Be forewarned, however, that ignoring it won't make it go away. Tuning her out may be a decent short- term solution, but ultimately it'll infuriate her even more.
Pick your battles
You must know when it's advantageous to pick a battle and when it's not worth fighting for. Be complaint and defiant alternately.
Strike when the iron's hot
If her biggest issue is the mess you leave when your friends come over, make an effort to clean it before she has a chance to get into action. These five minutes of work will save you from three hours of mind-numbing, soul-crushing nagging.
Give deadlines & meet them
You're watching a match and she won't stop harping about replacing the light bulbs in the foyer. Just assure her it will be done during halftime or, more specifically, as soon as the game ends - and then do it. In the future, she'll know there's no need to nag you because you always come through on your promise.
Hug her & make a move
Next time she kicks her whining into high gear, kiss her affectionately and try to divert her attention. Hey, it works. Over time, she'll equate nagging with romantic interludes and it'll work for both of you.
Surprise, surprise
Derail all of her arguments with a sudden and unexpected surprise. Bring her flowers, get her tickets for the opera, do something so romantic and out of character that she'll suddenly forget all about the nagging.
Just communicate
Maybe over time, you have forgotten how to communicate. The next time she starts nagging you, ask her to take a five- minute time out and consider whether she's truly angry about your lack of cleanliness or whether there's a bigger issue at hand. Her nagging about trivial issues might be symptomatic of a larger, more significant problem. Maybe she feels you don't spend enough time with her.
Turn the tables on her
Nobody's perfect, so how about turning the tables on her. Whenever she nags about your unhealthy eating habits, tell her that she also has bad habits you'd like to see her quit. Just keep in mind that the self-esteem of most women is extremely fragile.
Show her the alternative
Life is all a matter of perspective. Sure, you may not be perfect, but at least you're not as bad as your buddies. Show her how lucky she is to have you by inviting your most uncouth friends over for dinner. They'll set the bar so low, that you'll be the king in no time.
Take it or leave it
Tell her there are some things in your life she'll have to accept if she loves you. Given the choice of accepting your faults or losing you altogether, she'll likely make the decision to stick it out.
Take a break
Taking a break may sound extreme, but you'll be able to better appreciate the qualities that brought you together in the first place. Remember absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Shape up
Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. So maybe, just maybe, there's actually something at the root of her incessant complaining. Granted, nagging is a horrible way of communicating, but she may just have a valid point. Listen to what she's saying and see if you can address the issues that concern her most.
http://www.healthguidance.org/entry/6285/1/Nagging-Wife--When-Nagging-Gets-Out-of-Control.html / In summary, get another wife. \ 1 Like |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by jennybright(f): 1:09pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
uselessgoat:
BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED Hahahaha iwu ewu. Bastard son of a legitimate father |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Rhozabeth(m): 1:10pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
All these grammer will work only on white women not on Nigerian women! |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 1:11pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
tintingz: Please be... nagging is part of women Itd our nature to nag guys that now how to deal with it have happy homes Good one Op |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by PrettyJulie88(f): 1:12pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
uselessgoat:
BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED Is that a joke or wat? |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 1:16pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
tintingz: For a lot of men, nagging is comparable to other forms of torture like the rack and being drawn and quartered. Halting your partner's constant whining is easier than you think. But, if you're looking for a stress-free existence, simply follow these suggestions. Believe it or not, you do have the power to stop your partner's nagging.
Agree with her
Whether you agree or not, just say yes. By simply acknowledging the validity of her complaints you'll be able to buy yourself invaluable time. Granted, the problems won't be any closer to being resolved, but she'll be so pleased that you've come around to her way of thinking that you'll temporarily be let off the hook.
Tune it out
When she cranks up the volume of her whining, crank up the volume on your stereo just like you used to do with your mom or, better yet, simply zone out altogether. Be forewarned, however, that ignoring it won't make it go away. Tuning her out may be a decent short- term solution, but ultimately it'll infuriate her even more.
Pick your battles
You must know when it's advantageous to pick a battle and when it's not worth fighting for. Be complaint and defiant alternately.
Strike when the iron's hot
If her biggest issue is the mess you leave when your friends come over, make an effort to clean it before she has a chance to get into action. These five minutes of work will save you from three hours of mind-numbing, soul-crushing nagging.
Give deadlines & meet them
You're watching a match and she won't stop harping about replacing the light bulbs in the foyer. Just assure her it will be done during halftime or, more specifically, as soon as the game ends - and then do it. In the future, she'll know there's no need to nag you because you always come through on your promise.
Hug her & make a move
Next time she kicks her whining into high gear, kiss her affectionately and try to divert her attention. Hey, it works. Over time, she'll equate nagging with romantic interludes and it'll work for both of you.
Surprise, surprise
Derail all of her arguments with a sudden and unexpected surprise. Bring her flowers, get her tickets for the opera, do something so romantic and out of character that she'll suddenly forget all about the nagging.
Just communicate
Maybe over time, you have forgotten how to communicate. The next time she starts nagging you, ask her to take a five- minute time out and consider whether she's truly angry about your lack of cleanliness or whether there's a bigger issue at hand. Her nagging about trivial issues might be symptomatic of a larger, more significant problem. Maybe she feels you don't spend enough time with her.
Turn the tables on her
Nobody's perfect, so how about turning the tables on her. Whenever she nags about your unhealthy eating habits, tell her that she also has bad habits you'd like to see her quit. Just keep in mind that the self-esteem of most women is extremely fragile.
Show her the alternative
Life is all a matter of perspective. Sure, you may not be perfect, but at least you're not as bad as your buddies. Show her how lucky she is to have you by inviting your most uncouth friends over for dinner. They'll set the bar so low, that you'll be the king in no time.
Take it or leave it
Tell her there are some things in your life she'll have to accept if she loves you. Given the choice of accepting your faults or losing you altogether, she'll likely make the decision to stick it out.
Take a break
Taking a break may sound extreme, but you'll be able to better appreciate the qualities that brought you together in the first place. Remember absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Shape up
Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. So maybe, just maybe, there's actually something at the root of her incessant complaining. Granted, nagging is a horrible way of communicating, but she may just have a valid point. Listen to what she's saying and see if you can address the issues that concern her most.
http://www.healthguidance.org/entry/6285/1/Nagging-Wife--When-Nagging-Gets-Out-of-Control.html All this one na rubbish. Beat hell comot for her body. Repeat the same process again. I no mean weti I write ohh. Before some goat start to quote me. |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by SleekyPosh(m): 1:21pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Timbuktou: How To Deal With A Nagging Wife:
Get up and do as she says like the boy-boy that you are:
OR:
1. Look at her for fifteen seconds when she's speaking.
2. Say nothing.
3. Look away and continue whatever you were doing before the nagging gates opened.
4. If the noise is too much, suggest that she lower the volume of her amplifier.
5. If that doesn't help, go get a drink: this should help in shutting you up too.
6. If it doesn't help, tell her to shut up.
7. If she doesn't shut up, get up and kiss her. This should work if she's not possessed.
8. If the kiss doesn't work, you should know that she's the one to host the airforce midnight meeting of the week. Get change of clothes for work, leave home, call olosho or olosho supplier, get a comfortable room.
9. Call from work the next day. And increase the length of days as discretion allows.
10. Repeat as required.
This usually cures 95% of nagging spouse situations. If this doesn't work, you're finished. You either will be a hen- pecked bastarrd, die young, or get a divorce. In which case, the first part might just be for you.
Follow the rubbish prescriptions in the OP at your own peril. Op..I'm actually shorta wordz..Buh I'll simply say GOD BLESS U. |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by AmakaDNB(f): 1:24pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
hotgunz: Amaka u sef d nag too much.... I haff repent |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by topemirates(m): 1:25pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
tintingz: For a lot of men, nagging is comparable to other forms of torture like the rack and being drawn and quartered. Halting your partner's constant whining is easier than you think. But, if you're looking for a stress-free existence, simply follow these suggestions. Believe it or not, you do have the power to stop your partner's nagging.
Agree with her
Whether you agree or not, just say yes. By simply acknowledging the validity of her complaints you'll be able to buy yourself invaluable time. Granted, the problems won't be any closer to being resolved, but she'll be so pleased that you've come around to her way of thinking that you'll temporarily be let off the hook.
Tune it out
When she cranks up the volume of her whining, crank up the volume on your stereo just like you used to do with your mom or, better yet, simply zone out altogether. Be forewarned, however, that ignoring it won't make it go away. Tuning her out may be a decent short- term solution, but ultimately it'll infuriate her even more.
Pick your battles
You must know when it's advantageous to pick a battle and when it's not worth fighting for. Be complaint and defiant alternately.
Strike when the iron's hot
If her biggest issue is the mess you leave when your friends come over, make an effort to clean it before she has a chance to get into action. These five minutes of work will save you from three hours of mind-numbing, soul-crushing nagging.
Give deadlines & meet them
You're watching a match and she won't stop harping about replacing the light bulbs in the foyer. Just assure her it will be done during halftime or, more specifically, as soon as the game ends - and then do it. In the future, she'll know there's no need to nag you because you always come through on your promise.
Hug her & make a move
Next time she kicks her whining into high gear, kiss her affectionately and try to divert her attention. Hey, it works. Over time, she'll equate nagging with romantic interludes and it'll work for both of you.
Surprise, surprise
Derail all of her arguments with a sudden and unexpected surprise. Bring her flowers, get her tickets for the opera, do something so romantic and out of character that she'll suddenly forget all about the nagging.
Just communicate
Maybe over time, you have forgotten how to communicate. The next time she starts nagging you, ask her to take a five- minute time out and consider whether she's truly angry about your lack of cleanliness or whether there's a bigger issue at hand. Her nagging about trivial issues might be symptomatic of a larger, more significant problem. Maybe she feels you don't spend enough time with her.
Turn the tables on her
Nobody's perfect, so how about turning the tables on her. Whenever she nags about your unhealthy eating habits, tell her that she also has bad habits you'd like to see her quit. Just keep in mind that the self-esteem of most women is extremely fragile.
Show her the alternative
Life is all a matter of perspective. Sure, you may not be perfect, but at least you're not as bad as your buddies. Show her how lucky she is to have you by inviting your most uncouth friends over for dinner. They'll set the bar so low, that you'll be the king in no time.
Take it or leave it
Tell her there are some things in your life she'll have to accept if she loves you. Given the choice of accepting your faults or losing you altogether, she'll likely make the decision to stick it out.
Take a break
Taking a break may sound extreme, but you'll be able to better appreciate the qualities that brought you together in the first place. Remember absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Shape up
Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. So maybe, just maybe, there's actually something at the root of her incessant complaining. Granted, nagging is a horrible way of communicating, but she may just have a valid point. Listen to what she's saying and see if you can address the issues that concern her most.
http://www.healthguidance.org/entry/6285/1/Nagging-Wife--When-Nagging-Gets-Out-of-Control.html Just smile n stroke ur beads (that's if u have any)... Thank me later! |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by poiZon: 1:26pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
seunfly: Yeah, some of your point are meant for Nigerian girls but most can work in Nigeria.
The best things is silence or walkout to receive fresh air. n u wont come back abi? someone once asked, who would u chose between a NAGGING WIFE n aN INFIDEL WIFE? ME none of d above! a nagging wife can make u think of committin suicide just to ease her pains. a naggin wife fit do u put ur dick inside fowl nyarsh. |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Obeby(m): 1:28pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
uselessgoat:
BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED Satan pickin you be ni? |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by teemy(m): 1:28pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
this is such a beautiful writeup that i had to share it. i hope @multicast sees and goes through it. 1 Like |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 1:29pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Petra23: Sometimex naggin x inevitatble bt i love t wn he kipx calm n kiss me dn lemme knw dat d naggin aspct is killin him..i can nag wen he mkx me mad sha bt den m glad ma cutie knws ow to calm me down Them use telemundo take swear for you neh? You too dey watch TV 1 Like |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 1:36pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Larryjay4u:
And u think washing your wife's pant makes u a mumu? But you can l**k that p***y covered with the pant. Nigerian men and shallow brain sha So you dey wash your wife pant abi. You dey under the influence of juju (UIJ) You need spiritual checkup ohh |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by okotv(m): 1:36pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Nagging is a slow way to die. Imagine managing a woman with her emotional baggage then nagging is added. That's death sentence. If I ever get married to one, I would have to separate from her and see if she changes or remain celibate for life. @poster your points don't work for Nigerian ladies who nag. |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by okabe(m): 1:45pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Nice 1 Op Readers, be warned, dis aint foolproof tho |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by fredoooooo: 1:47pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
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Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by omarhlichanwa: 1:50pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Fool forever uselessgoat:
BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 1:54pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Timbuktou: How To Deal With A Nagging Wife:
Get up and do as she says like the boy-boy that you are:
OR:
1. Look at her for fifteen seconds when she's speaking.
2. Say nothing.
3. Look away and continue whatever you were doing before the nagging gates opened.
4. If the noise is too much, suggest that she lower the volume of her amplifier.
5. If that doesn't help, go get a drink: this should help in shutting you up too.
6. If it doesn't help, tell her to shut up.
7. If she doesn't shut up, get up and kiss her. This should work if she's not possessed.
8. If the kiss doesn't work, you should know that she's the one to host the airforce midnight meeting of the week. Get change of clothes for work, leave home, call olosho or olosho supplier, get a comfortable room.
9. Call from work the next day. And increase the length of days as discretion allows.
10. Repeat as required.
This usually cures 95% of nagging spouse situations. If this doesn't work, you're finished. You either will be a hen- pecked bastarrd, die young, or get a divorce. In which case, the first part might just be for you.
Follow the rubbish prescriptions in the OP at your own peril. Oga , I was feeling you up to no 7, then you just went and spoil it |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Dyt(f): 1:56pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
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Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 1:57pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Madam, that's just too bad. A man under pressure is at liberty to do that which eases stress. Women don't have to feel what we do, they only have to act right. |