Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by fredoooooo: 1:59pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
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Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Dyt(f): 2:01pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
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Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Larryjay4u: 2:06pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Viciyus:
So you dey wash your wife pant abi.
You dey under the influence of juju (UIJ)
You need spiritual checkup ohh it is not hard to see men that are never fir to marry. U may remain perpetually single for life because of your small brain |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 2:12pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Larryjay4u:
it is not hard to see men that are never fir to marry. U may remain perpetually single for life because of your small brain And who told you. I am not married? with your insect brain. Keep up |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 2:16pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Timbuktou: How To Deal With A Nagging Wife:
Get up and do as she says like the boy-boy that you are:
OR:
1. Look at her for fifteen seconds when she's speaking.
2. Say nothing.
3. Look away and continue whatever you were doing before the nagging gates opened.
4. If the noise is too much, suggest that she lower the volume of her amplifier.
5. If that doesn't help, go get a drink: this should help in shutting you up too.
6. If it doesn't help, tell her to shut up.
7. If she doesn't shut up, get up and kiss her. This should work if she's not possessed.
8. If the kiss doesn't work, you should know that she's the one to host the airforce midnight meeting of the week. Get change of clothes for work, leave home, call olosho or olosho supplier, get a comfortable room.
9. Call from work the next day. And increase the length of days as discretion allows.
10. Repeat as required.
This usually cures 95% of nagging spouse situations. If this doesn't work, you're finished. You either will be a hen- pecked bastarrd, die young, or get a divorce. In which case, the first part might just be for you.
Follow the rubbish prescriptions in the OP at your own peril. 1-8 is ok for me. Husband wey exercise patience reach 8 don try. |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by prettyJoy22(f): 2:17pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
I don't nag but I give the silent treatment,my boyfriend says he wishes I nag instead @ least he would know what was on my mind #weird |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by prolifikVj: 2:28pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
uselessgoat:
BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED Ideal moniker. Says it all! |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by prolifikVj: 2:32pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
sukkot: best solution for nagging wife. it works everytime. when she is asleep put cheese on her lips. then set a rat trap under the cheese. and hopefully rats smell the cheese. na pakute go finish dat her mouth lol Diaris God o! |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by no2fuks(m): 2:34pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
alot of people these days are killing their wives |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by toprealman: 2:37pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Writer must be a youruba man! |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by sukkot: 2:46pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
prolifikVj:
Diaris God o!
even God go enjoy this treatment for nagging wife. its in the bible that God dont like nagging women |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by RedSeaKing(m): 2:49pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
I disagree. There is better and shorter way.
!) Divorce her a$$ |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Petra23(f): 2:54pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Viciyus:
Them use telemundo take swear for you neh?
You too dey watch TV lol.well,nigga m talkin reality nt telemundo fa |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Petra23(f): 2:58pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
olareed: he does that when he's not mad ..but when your mad,you don't kiss,you kill...#wink Well,he knws ts ma flaw n knws d best cure. |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Petra23(f): 3:03pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
fzero:
Who has the time to do all that.. Beat the living daylight outta her that's the way forward. Beat her n pray u dnt end up in d mutuary cux she might end up slicin ur throat at 9t.tngue out |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by nonjebose(m): 3:04pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Timbuktou: How To Deal With A Nagging Wife:
Get up and do as she says like the boy-boy that you are:
OR:
1. Look at her for fifteen seconds when she's speaking.
2. Say nothing.
3. Look away and continue whatever you were doing before the nagging gates opened.
4. If the noise is too much, suggest that she lower the volume of her amplifier.
5. If that doesn't help, go get a drink: this should help in shutting you up too.
6. If it doesn't help, tell her to shut up.
7. If she doesn't shut up, get up and kiss her. This should work if she's not possessed.
8. If the kiss doesn't work, you should know that she's the one to host the airforce midnight meeting of the week. Get change of clothes for work, leave home, call olosho or olosho supplier, get a comfortable room.
9. Call from work the next day. And increase the length of days as discretion allows.
10. Repeat as required.
This usually cures 95% of nagging spouse situations. If this doesn't work, you're finished. You either will be a hen- pecked bastarrd, die young, or get a divorce. In which case, the first part might just be for you.
Follow the rubbish prescriptions in the OP at your own peril. Na wa for that no 8, it got me cracking. Did I say u will give Bovi a run for his money |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by fredoooooo: 3:06pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Dyt:
I wee send down hammer to u now |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by olareed(m): 3:06pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Petra23: Well,he knws ts ma flaw n knws d best cure. you also should get to knw killing as his flaws when he starts getting mad... |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Iffffffy(f): 3:07pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Klasique911: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Heard the best therapy for a nagging wife is a SLAP served while its HOT
By the time she recovers, she'll be askin u who turned the light OFF beast, as ur dad normally does to ur mum 1 Like |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Petra23(f): 3:07pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
XRAY21: this your nigerian film sweet o,
Please leave african magic and come back to real life Dat u dnt knw wot ur woman nidx dsnt mean evry guy actx ur way.if u fink m talkin movie,dn,ma life x one. 1 Like |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Iffffffy(f): 3:08pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
uselessgoat:
BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED ur moniker says it all |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by nonjebose(m): 3:11pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
AmakaDNB: Burst into laughter and make her feel stupid...talking out of experience. I no more nag. Hmmm. I can see that working 1 Like |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by nonjebose(m): 3:28pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
prettyJoy22: I don't nag but I give the silent treatment,my boyfriend says he wishes I nag instead @ least he would know what was on my mind #weird Change your style then. Nag until he realises what he is enjoying 1 Like |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by XRAY21(m): 3:29pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Petra23: Dat u dnt knw wot ur woman nidx dsnt mean evry guy actx ur way.if u fink m talkin movie,dn,ma life x one. which movie did mercy Johnson tell some one this na You too the watch film |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by bosunjohns(m): 3:32pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
tintingz: For a lot of men, nagging is comparable to other forms of torture like the rack and being drawn and quartered. Halting your partner's constant whining is easier than you think. But, if you're looking for a stress-free existence, simply follow these suggestions. Believe it or not, you do have the power to stop your partner's nagging.
Agree with her
Whether you agree or not, just say yes. By simply acknowledging the validity of her complaints you'll be able to buy yourself invaluable time. Granted, the problems won't be any closer to being resolved, but she'll be so pleased that you've come around to her way of thinking that you'll temporarily be let off the hook.
Tune it out
When she cranks up the volume of her whining, crank up the volume on your stereo just like you used to do with your mom or, better yet, simply zone out altogether. Be forewarned, however, that ignoring it won't make it go away. Tuning her out may be a decent short- term solution, but ultimately it'll infuriate her even more.
Pick your battles
You must know when it's advantageous to pick a battle and when it's not worth fighting for. Be complaint and defiant alternately.
Strike when the iron's hot
If her biggest issue is the mess you leave when your friends come over, make an effort to clean it before she has a chance to get into action. These five minutes of work will save you from three hours of mind-numbing, soul-crushing nagging.
Give deadlines & meet them
You're watching a match and she won't stop harping about replacing the light bulbs in the foyer. Just assure her it will be done during halftime or, more specifically, as soon as the game ends - and then do it. In the future, she'll know there's no need to nag you because you always come through on your promise.
Hug her & make a move
Next time she kicks her whining into high gear, kiss her affectionately and try to divert her attention. Hey, it works. Over time, she'll equate nagging with romantic interludes and it'll work for both of you.
Surprise, surprise
Derail all of her arguments with a sudden and unexpected surprise. Bring her flowers, get her tickets for the opera, do something so romantic and out of character that she'll suddenly forget all about the nagging.
Just communicate
Maybe over time, you have forgotten how to communicate. The next time she starts nagging you, ask her to take a five- minute time out and consider whether she's truly angry about your lack of cleanliness or whether there's a bigger issue at hand. Her nagging about trivial issues might be symptomatic of a larger, more significant problem. Maybe she feels you don't spend enough time with her.
Turn the tables on her
Nobody's perfect, so how about turning the tables on her. Whenever she nags about your unhealthy eating habits, tell her that she also has bad habits you'd like to see her quit. Just keep in mind that the self-esteem of most women is extremely fragile.
Show her the alternative
Life is all a matter of perspective. Sure, you may not be perfect, but at least you're not as bad as your buddies. Show her how lucky she is to have you by inviting your most uncouth friends over for dinner. They'll set the bar so low, that you'll be the king in no time.
Take it or leave it
Tell her there are some things in your life she'll have to accept if she loves you. Given the choice of accepting your faults or losing you altogether, she'll likely make the decision to stick it out.
Take a break
Taking a break may sound extreme, but you'll be able to better appreciate the qualities that brought you together in the first place. Remember absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Shape up
Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. So maybe, just maybe, there's actually something at the root of her incessant complaining. Granted, nagging is a horrible way of communicating, but she may just have a valid point. Listen to what she's saying and see if you can address the issues that concern her most.
http://www.healthguidance.org/entry/6285/1/Nagging-Wife--When-Nagging-Gets-Out-of-Control.html |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Petra23(f): 3:32pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
olareed: you also should get to knw killing as his flaws when he starts getting mad... Lol. |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by ogawisdom(m): 3:34pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Jst give her a hot slap dt shld calm her down |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by ussy09(m): 3:36pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
uselessgoat:
BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED hahahaha |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Petra23(f): 3:40pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
XRAY21: which movie did mercy Johnson tell some one this na
You too the watch film D title of d movie is Petra:-P |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 3:42pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Iffffffy: ur moniker says it all You well so |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Adamo84(m): 3:43pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Timbuktou: How To Deal With A Nagging Wife:
Get up and do as she says like the boy-boy that you are:
OR:
1. Look at her for fifteen seconds when she's speaking.
2. Say nothing.
3. Look away and continue whatever you were doing before the nagging gates opened.
4. If the noise is too much, suggest that she lower the volume of her amplifier.
5. If that doesn't help, go get a drink: this should help in shutting you up too.
6. If it doesn't help, tell her to shut up.
7. If she doesn't shut up, get up and kiss her. This should work if she's not possessed.
8. If the kiss doesn't work, you should know that she's the one to host the airforce midnight meeting of the week. Get change of clothes for work, leave home, call olosho or olosho supplier, get a comfortable room.
9. Call from work the next day. And increase the length of days as discretion allows.
10. Repeat as required.
This usually cures 95% of nagging spouse situations. If this doesn't work, you're finished. You either will be a hen- pecked bastarrd, die young, or get a divorce. In which case, the first part might just be for you.
Follow the rubbish prescriptions in the OP at your own peril. Bros, You badt gaan ooo! |
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Adamo84(m): 3:46pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Klasique911: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Heard the best therapy for a nagging wife is a SLAP served while its HOT
By the time she recovers, she'll be askin u who turned the light OFF Holy God! Bros, Slap? Am I missing something |