Vote wisely, r you voting to be saved from the lagoon or your voting to be thrown in to the lagoon?










Vote wisely, don't argue after voting just go home!

Breaking news panic in lagos, apc, as inec creates more polling units in all lagoons in lagos our reporters claim that a certain mazi moses with white beard was spotted around most of the lagoons so the children (sorry adults 18+) of israel (biafra) to pass through to thier units for accreditation and eventual voting insiders report that there will be a wedding at canan part of the lagoon so all biafrans are invited to come down with empty drums as stewards have been directed to drain the lagoon into the empty drums meanwhile special guest of honour Jesus the wine maker is been expected to arrive soon having been accredited in the jordan lagoon by john the baptist there has been a very large turnout of people over there are shouts of ppl excited at the arrival of someone special wait lets see who is she that comes as an army set in battle array from the house of joseph the carpenter
ENTER VIRGIN MARY the intercessor as the two gladitors set for a classic battle for the soul of lagos its sine missione