This thing na true life tory o, as I don learn my lesson, I talk say make I share am with una...


Na so I dey feel cool one sunny day o, I don chop belle full na him I dey find bekun bekun...

I carry my yansh wear Karmo dey Bounce, as if dat one no do, I carry bus go one area for my side, i wan go see one fine chikito... As I dey waka for road, na so I see one truck wey soldiers dey use transport demselves pass me, if u see d soldiers as dem strong face, u go think say dem just dey come from Bornu state...

Next thing na red light I see for d back of dem car, na dat time my head tell me say... WATER DON PASS MY GARRI...
As d soji boy wey I be, na so I pick race, see as d soldiers jump down dey chase me... As I dey run, I dey cry inside, as I dey cry inside, I dey see my grandpapa and grandmama face wey don die since 1913... As I take recognize dem face, na only God sabi cos dem neva born me and dem neva dey take pics dat time...

Na so I dey pick race for road dey dodge passersby, d soldiers dem sef no relent, d thing be like temple run, na so I see one IBO man boutique, and I just run enter am commot my short kia kia... As d IBO man bin wan raise alarm, na so I start dey speak in tongues, cos as at dat moment, English don commot my brain...

Na wer God save me o, d soldiers no see me, na so dem go one company go dey accuse dem say one person run enter d place, dos pple talk say nobody enter.... 30 minutes later, I don dey forced to buy jeans from d IBO man for 2,500 naira, to make matters worse, d jeans na for Onitsha dem do am, na so dem draw Shakira put for front, but as my life important pass shakara dat moment, I no mind.

40 minutes after I commot d boutique d soldiers still dey find me, d thing pain dem as I take escape, but God wey get my life use, spare me... Na so I wake reach house dat dat they think wat would have been to say dem catch me o...

Lol, why were they after only you

Omo fear green boys, those guy no get mercy, but how you go get mind wear shakira jeans?

Ok boy. Thank God for your life. The soldiers were still looking for u thirty minutes after....means those guys were ready to kill u that day

ani33:
Omo fear green boys, those guy no get mercy, but how you go get mind wear shakira jeans?

Hahahahaha... Shakira jeans na him do d magic dat day o

had similary experience at dodan barracks.

e no funny at all o.

lol
the simple fact say you carry them run for long that's why them still dey find you after thirty minutes.

Lolz,guy thank god for your life. If i open ur eyes, take u go realm of the spirit come back u go realize wetin u escape from

Guy u for stage them now follow them drag am cus na your right....

Jaypea98:
Guy u for stage them now follow them drag am cus na your right....

Thank u...

Hehehehe, #laughinginchinese......God truly saved u.

countsparrow:




Hahahahaha... Shakira jeans na him do d magic dat day o

I no sabi why u guys no dey hear word! Camouflage na soja uniform, u never chop soldier training u cone dey wear camo abi?
You for wait chop abula small, na that time the camo for fit u well well.

OP, will you wear camo next time?

I wear camo a lot nothing has happened

SporaD8:

I no sabi why u guys no dey hear word! Camouflage na soja uniform, u never chop soldier training u cone dey wear camo abi?
You for wait chop abula small, na that time the camo for fit u well well.

Na for only Naija soldiers dey wear Camouflage

Baddestguyp:
I wear camo a lot nothing has happened

Continue my guy... U get mouth

countsparrow:
This thing na true life tory o, as I don learn my lesson, I talk say make I share am with una...


Na so I dey feel cool one sunny day o, I don chop belle full na him I dey find bekun bekun...

I carry my yansh wear Karmo dey Bounce, as if dat one no do, I carry bus go one area for my side, i wan go see one fine chikito... As I dey waka for road, na so I see one truck wey soldiers dey use transport demselves pass me, if u see d soldiers as dem strong face, u go think say dem just dey come from Bornu state...

Next thing na red light I see for d back of dem car, na dat time my head tell me say... WATER DON PASS MY GARRI...
As d soji boy wey I be, na so I pick race, see as d soldiers jump down dey chase me... As I dey run, I dey cry inside, as I dey cry inside, I dey see my grandpapa and grandmama face wey don die since 1913... As I take recognize dem face, na only God sabi cos dem neva born me and dem neva dey take pics dat time...

Na so I dey pick race for road dey dodge passersby, d soldiers dem sef no relent, d thing be like temple run, na so I see one IBO man boutique, and I just run enter am commot my short kia kia... As d IBO man bin wan raise alarm, na so I start dey speak in tongues, cos as at dat moment, English don commot my brain...

Na wer God save me o, d soldiers no see me, na so dem go one company go dey accuse dem say one person run enter d place, dos pple talk say nobody enter.... 30 minutes later, I don dey forced to buy jeans from d IBO man for 2,500 naira, to make matters worse, d jeans na for Onitsha dem do am, na so dem draw Shakira put for front, but as my life important pass shakara dat moment, I no mind.

40 minutes after I commot d boutique d soldiers still dey find me, d thing pain dem as I take escape, but God wey get my life use, spare me... Na so I wake reach house dat dat they think wat would have been to say dem catch me o...

You have the gift. You'd make a good novelist if you give it a serious try.

Litmus:




You have the gift. You'd make a good novelist if you give it a serious try.

Thank u...

Lolz

hehehehehe

countsparrow:



Na for only Naija soldiers dey wear Camouflage

why u no wait tell soja say obama na ya president?
I no blame at all, b like those soldiers b learner.
If na boko suspect them say them dey find, na kia kia people go push u out. by the time they finish wit u, u go gree say different con3 get different unwritten law.

SporaD8:

why u no wait tell soja say obama na ya president?
I no blame at all, b like those soldiers b learner.
If na boko suspect them say them dey find, na kia kia people go push u out. by the time they finish wit u, u go gree say different con3 get different unwritten law.

Hahahahahaha
Maybe next time I go wait Tell dem

countsparrow:


Hahahahahaha
Maybe next time I go wait Tell dem

No need to wait for next time, just wear your camo pass near any army barrack, after one or two default setter for your face, na to give u VIP treatment inside gutter wit your birthday suit remain.

Baddestguyp:
I wear camo a lot nothing has happened

ok. Just wait....

Fourwinds:
ok. Just wait....

they can't do anything to me

OP WHY U 2 DEY LIE LIKE DIS...

kajsa:
Hehehehe, #laughinginchinese......God truly saved u.

mmmmhhh, pretty is the word!!! those lips ehn.....

CountSparrow I hail you for that run when you run, instead of to do like grammar man and begin dey ask army-soja dem say wettin happen.

Person when don tey for Nigeria go know say FULLY AUTOMATIC system of run-for-dear-life dey different, when e be say man pikin go don dey run witi full speed before e go begin dey wonder say wettin cause him leg to wake up one-time, and pick race like that.

As you see soja witi strong-eye full for inside dem moto, already your brain hin computer don blow alarm and send alert to ya left leg, together witi ya right leg, say make dem dey standby to begin run 440 anytime when someting do GBUAM for ya front. As the moto nak brake and stop make all that soja begin dey jump down face you, that automatic speed computer engine just-o direct ya leg to do quick escape one-2, before you even fiti open ya mout to halla say "Papa God helep me".

You go live long, my brother, because your computer when God give you, no need to upgrade at all.