mukina2:

Dafidi no o . .i nor dey gree which kind sand you dey send for lagosboy's garri so?

Riskie is very pretty sorry she is taken. . .can i make a suggestion for you?

earthmama is very much available

Daudu, u no respond, abi u dey fear the xtian woman?

ayinba1:

Daudu, u no respond, abi u dey fear the xtian woman?

abeg no ruin that fine Jewish name - its david not daud pls. Let allah invent his own names and prophets.

dauda

where's Olabowole?
I hope he doesn't have malaria,this one I haven't heard of him and from him in ages?
Olabs please let me know you're doing OK

ROFL! Nairaland is the funniest place ever.

Hey my wife salam alaekum and sabah khair. How na  I no say na you and me. Dafidi ko lenu nbe, so how are we doing the wedding mukinah don refuse to gimme d contact na and d thing dey pain me no be small . So where is jarus,Babs787 or alhaji Olabowale to coduct the nikkah na .

Which flight make i enter come yemen cum carry u visit mama charlie for here.

I still dey wait for the priceless Princess - aina anti habibi!!!!

Lagos boy

Ur Habibi is ready

where are you?



Dauda
you did not reply ayinba's query

I am here , very much here where is she?

Mukina intelligence reports supposedly reaching me says u have abducted my wife

You have to produce her within the next 30 mins otherwise na tropuble o

She is now ur wife . .your habibi They are getting are ready, she'll soon be with you

Now who's next?

Dauda Daffodil how naw?


So who don marry who now?

Make una update me as i don miss road!

Riskie is now married to me and the princess is my habibi but Mukinah seems to have abducted her

mukina2:

She is now ur wife . .your habibi They are getting are ready, she'll soon be with you

Now who's next?

e-delayed abi? you are so funny

Lagosboy:

Riskie is now married to me and the princess is my habibi but Mukinah seems to have abducted her

So which muslim sister wey una come leave for Brash?

Me i wan sister wey go teach me Islam oooo!!!!

Brash
Lagosboy don marry Riskie

who's next?

not you sha, your own go hard  

Lagosboy
me abduct? you want me to annul the wedding?

JJyou

she is on the way . . .

mukina2:

Brash
Lagosboy don marry Riskie

who's next?

not you sha, your own go hard  

Lagosboy
me abduct? you want me to annul the wedding?

Why my own go hard?

You get wivesssssssssssss already.

mama say make i nor try am o

mukina2:

Brash
Lagosboy don marry Riskie

who's next?

not you sha, your own go hard

Lagosboy
me abduct? you want me to annul the wedding?

ole ti o ba wonu eko kole jade mo

Iyawo ti o ba wole awa kole jade mo

She is mine now as she be e delayed now wetin cos d delay?

now you are talking.

They are getting her ready, she will soon join you

Just crash landed and unsure where am @
any muslim sista for moi as well?

ermm na you suppose pick who na

there re only 2 sistas here Riskie and Mukinah and they are both now married sorry u are late!!

This delay na serious e delay o. goes slow cactch my wife abi na wetin.

Mukinah u get case to answer o , i no go let u rest till she cum o.

haaaaaaaa she dey on the way, the car breakdown. no worries, she will be here soon

Dafidi
you sure say you nor be hausa?

the risikatu sef don disown lagosboy!

U dey take style dodge all the questions


you be hausa?

mukina2:

U dey take style dodge all the questions


you be hausa?

na una teach me that style now. Dodge, copy paste, ignore, if e pain you lock thread . . . no be una style be that?

Na you sabi , wetin carry that one come here now?

answer na, are you hausa? uh dafidi

hausa ke? for wetin?
Proud son of oduduwa and igboland! Chei!