nwa-uwa:

happened to me while i was dating a chick from anambra.her case is worse,she did not want to learn,my mum said over her dead body,wife-to-be cannot fry garri.we later left villa,came back and we started having problems.Honestly those problems are nothing,the man gist was her inability to fry garri and my mums stance.
The rest is History btw me and the babe. sometimes i still miss her.

and u left a very good girl cos of garri? i hope u get one who wud not only fry garri but ur skull bags too
Ur not alone though,some of our Igbo bros sha when it comes to marriage,if u see wetin dem dey consider,afraid g catch u.we are the new generation;its our duty to help stop such things.
when Ikomi,proposed to me,if i tell u guys what he required from me
@agaba,iji ututu anwu gay?

igbos the cannibal,the igbos eat people.

OK ooh threadia aburu go ebe anu amu oyibo. Nsogbu adighi.

Yes Ify u must fry garri(How dem dey fry am sef), U must sweep the whole compound even sweep enter neighbour compound sef, go to farm, cultivate the casava,yam, cocoyam, threeleaf yam, what again sef infact anything cultivable/plantable then finally serviceable after eating the akpu with shin-shin bobo. If u can do all then ring me 999666419 make i give u appointment for the mock exam.

rofl
Biko,Pres,iwe adila gi,owu nwa-uwa bidoro ya.o dim ka o naghi asucha igbo nke oma
Agabas case is very obvious,overdose of okwu ike.
lol,Pres a mam na ihe nile a i-listiru a bughi ihe mere nnenne jiri gba oso? .Eziokwu bu na imuta ihe ndia e sighi ike maka nwanyi o bula choro imuta mana i hapu ezigbo nwa ada maka na o maghi enye garri ma o bu abo akpu di more than ridiculous
Nke gi kakwa fair,m koro gi ihe m huru na aka Ikomi o nyeghim onu okwu. I hope na Darfur ga adi civilized ike all these trial marriages a gwula m

Echetana m
Pres e siri m ofe Ukazi kara aka i mean ofe kajara akaja
M che darfur for some couple of hrs and o lotaghi,m ga ebido i sendi di ofe na ezigbo utara akpu home,guilty as charged
i choro some?when ka i meturu ofe ukazi onu last?

ifyalways:

i choro some?when ka i meturu ofe ukazi onu last?

Biko achoghi m andrews adighi handi maka afo oruru.
Ok aga m ewe pu ihe ndi ozo mana nke service wu a must. u no say bodi awughi fire wood.
Kpoo m na ekwe nti ma asi na i'na akulite nkwa.

fromuk:

Biko achoghi m andrews adighi handi maka afo oruru.

am not suprised 
Ryte from time immemorial,ihe oma na ru gi afo  onye huru nnenne hapu ya for Ennylove na felimbombo,owu na iheoma a dighi aru ya afo ?
Biko,gawa.a gaghim enyetu gi.afo sakwa gi dia sef.i mere isi ka azu.
Ur offer is not needed.am not available,Darfur have taken me wholesale

ifyalways:

Ur offer is not needed.am not available,Darfur have taken me wholesale

Gara darfur e-kwa? esi imoo ejima ma obu ato at the same time darfur ga kwa anara ha ben johnson.

Look,a gaghim ano ebe and have u insult my rove
For the records,Darfur gara be Eliza na '05 and he was focused _{unlike u and Tosh} ,o na eme ofuma,na a-roundu up Phd ya and o na aru oru di legal na enyejum afo.what more can i ask for?
Very soon,mu na ya ga agba akwukwo,lota na ala igbo bia chie echichi. . . .Nze na Lolo akpusi gba otele nke mbu
Pres biko ka m ga rie my utara,i know u want it,its a pity u cant have it.
bye garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrri

Ka m ga lee ma nga ebute another version of Felimbobo. Ihe na agu m.
Ka isi m bia belfast
Ana m abia ooh.

ifyalways:

I dont like/use the "Ncha-ude" but i love the "Ude aki" . . .Palm Kernel Oil.
I use it for my childrens hair and body and for massaging too.
The odour is not too good though.

@darfur onye iberibe

ihulanu ya, amaghi m na agaba kubara de thing sef , i said it, ka m si kwa nke a agaba ji aka ya volunteer i kuziri darfur etu o ga esi achu ify

agaba419 , i wu my man forever

darfur gachara london boast-uo na ochutala nwanyi

darfur ndo o, chineke ga aza ekpere gi

Tosh hapurum Darfur biko .
Next time m ga agwa gi same thing,i ga ata gi ajo aru na ajo ebe

Kulite nu bandi elu oooo

kpu nkpu nke ogele,ogele ogelege
   Onye ga-akpo ogele,ogele ogelege
    Kpuu kpuu
    ogele ogelege
A gam na akulite bandi elu 24/7. 
onye juru usu ase?

lol. . .

toshmann:

@darfur onye iberibe

ihulanu ya, amaghi m na agaba kubara de thing sef , i said it, ka m si kwa nke a agaba ji aka ya volunteer i kuziri darfur etu o ga esi achu ify

agaba419 , i wu my man forever

darfur gachara london boast-uo na ochutala nwanyi

darfur ndo o, chineke ga aza ekpere gi

lol

Okereke Okereke
Du du du ya ya
Okoroafor Okoroafor
Du du du ya ya
Kwe na o ga na-aga
O ga na-aga njem
o ga na-aga,o ga na-aga njem
@Grafik,o gini?
Otele

O na - ato m uto ka anyi ndi igbo na anukota , na - akparita , nihi na NDI IGBO bu ndi Chukwu kworo aka kee. IGBO NDI OMA , KWENU: KWUENU :: KWEZUEEENUUUUUUUUU.

Kedu onye ga abu oyi m
   Kedu onye ga abu Oyi mu
  Kedu oye ga abu Oyi mu
   Onye ka abu oyi mu?
  Oyi mi 
   Afugo mu,Oyi mu
  Afugo mu oyi mu
  Afugo mu oyi mu
  Nnamdi ga abu Oyi mu 4ever   

kpa kpa nkoro
kpa nkoro
udu moo!! ogene

romeo:

kpa kpa nkoro
kpa nkoro
udu moo!! ogene. . . .

. . . . onye omara
tu ya ya yaa
tu yaa

ifyalways:

Kedu onye ga abu oyi m
Kedu onye ga abu Oyi mu
Kedu oye ga abu Oyi mu
Onye ka abu oyi mu?
Oyi mi
Afugo mu,Oyi mu
Afugo mu oyi mu
Afugo mu oyi mu
Nnamdi ga abu Oyi mu 4ever

chai . . darfur
ndo nna, chineke ga azaririla ekpere gi one day

agaba , unu emeela darfur nchara

*Grafikdon, Romeo na Toshmann buru  agaba123 gaba n'ime ohia mmuo*

Bunu Bunu o
Ibu anyi danda
Bunu bunu o
Ibu anyi danda
Ebu ya aga ole o
N'ikpo nsi ooooooo!



Tufue nu nwa ruru aru o
Orue echi amuta ozo. . .

Kuoru nu nwa ngwere aka
elentee!!
nwa ngwere ejeghi ije na ogbara oso
elenteeee!!
piiiiiii elentee pihaaaaaaa elenteee

LoL

Obi kerelenke Obi
gbara aji n'obi Obi
eze umuaka Obi

Ohh Lawd!

grafikdon:


Tufue nu nwa ruru aru o
Orue echi amuta ozo. . .

hahaha nice one

ndi ara

Nwanyi trousser
I na eme ihe trousser
I na eme ya na ike na abuo
Tufia,ajo nwa.

Sweeet,chewing gum
na araputa umu agbogho
na elu bedi anthony

Shekeleke nyem mbo ocha ka i were oji
Shekeleke nyem mbo ocha ka i were oji
@Tosh,uwa bu paw-paw

Ijele na abiam be gi oo
I biakwa bem nno.
Ijele na abiam be gi ooo
I biakwa be mu nno
Isi nke dika isi nwa mu oo
O burokwa nwa gi oo
Afo nke dika afo nwa mu ooo
O burokwa nwa gi o