How shall we rescue the communities held in
economic quagmire?
Who will be the messiah to lead the conquest
against poverty and mediocrity?
Here comes the Lion, courting the loquacious
parrot with her, they rant,
We shall ensure that all drowning fishes are
rescued to shore
We shall ensure that the fins of the birds are
restored so they can swim
We shall ensure that the domestic rodents are
kept alive by training the cats.
We shall appoint the cleanest cockroaches to
oversee national hygiene
Swift houseflies shall be contracted to mange
NAFDAC
Areas boys shall be empowered to seize all
narcotics including igbo.
The hawks shall be empowered to oversee the
chickens.
The leopard shall be given the contract to
secure our goats.
The monkeys shall head the banana
plantation security
The fowls shall develop an effective grain
management policy
The rats shall ensure accountability in the
safe keeping of dry meat.
My wife shall head the economic and financial
crime commission
My children shall be the speakers of assembly,
yes to tell me truth
Without minding whose ass is gored, they
shall gorge out thieves.
Every thief who steals a bicycle shall be jailed
My worthy in-laws shall see to your stomach
infrastructure.
We shall ensure that the looters have an
estate to invest their loot.
And be quarantined by the mega pastors to
pray their conscience to dumbness.