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| Joke: Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! by Nobody: 7:10pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!" The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays." The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists." The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned. |
| Re: Joke: Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! by theopops: 3:23am On Jan 31, 2009 |
Lol |
| Re: Joke: Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! by Sissy3(f): 4:09am On Jan 31, 2009 |
love it  |
| Re: Joke: Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! by Pepeye(f): 8:17am On Jan 31, 2009 |
Gotcha!!! |
| Re: Joke: Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! by Chrisbenogor(m): 10:19am On Jan 31, 2009 |
Very dumb joke, why would a Judge use the bible instead of the constitution. So very not funny. |
| Re: Joke: Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! by Pepeye(f): 1:02pm On Jan 31, 2009 |
Concocted from the most undeveloped IQ. What an unfertile imagination.  |
| Re: Joke: Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! by duduspace(m): 7:41pm On Jan 31, 2009 |
Sounds like something from "The Simpsons" pray, is Davidylan Homer's dumber brother? |
| Re: Joke: Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! by bindex(m): 7:45pm On Jan 31, 2009 |
duduspace: |
| Re: Joke: Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! by Recognise: 8:40pm On Jan 31, 2009 |
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| Re: Joke: Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! by Nobody: 8:42pm On Jan 31, 2009 |
Recognise, thanks for showing them where the Joke is from . . . these people have very small minds. |
| Re: Joke: Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day! by Recognise: 9:04pm On Jan 31, 2009 |
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