Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by holatin(m): 6:04pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
deletrue: Useless pastors. He is the same with Pastor Bakare. Useless deceivers. One day na one day. All these fraud star pastors will fall and will not raise. you called bakare a fraud not because you Ve ant evidence against him but because you know he is a fans of buhari. so much bile in your heart 3 Likes |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by Onyi4live(m): 6:06pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Task force church hahaha 1 Like |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by Nobody: 6:07pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
If this story is true, I don't find it funny at all. I can't imagine someone having the guts to go through my purse I can't even imagine respecting a foolish pastor! I HAVE NEVER HAD REGARDS FOR MAJORITY OF THEM ANY WAY! Just very few MOG I respect.Majority of them are hypocrites including their addict members . 2 Likes |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by OKUCHI11(m): 6:09pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
very funnnnnnny |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by ignis: 6:10pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Is this a reality or a fiction? |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by Lovexme(m): 6:12pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
This your narrative would do well in a comedy movie scene.
So, they've started searching like police at check points too? 1 Like |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by lexaydfg(m): 6:13pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Idonblivdsshit.... |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by Debiks: 6:14pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
My friend remained where he was to avoid being seen as the person that brought Orubebe to church. 1 Like |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by jamace(m): 6:16pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Bible believing church has turned into money believing church. 1 Like |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by Nobody: 6:16pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Cheap popularity...this is nothing but a huge big fat lie |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by blaze2cool(m): 6:18pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
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Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by joshrare(m): 6:18pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
And people still attend the church Sml for them all...
Thank God say nor be person like me wey dey in hurry to cut chain...
Well @op, bravo to u
U didn't give in |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by franklin000(m): 6:20pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
this is just funny |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by stagger: 6:20pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Anyone trying to search me in that instance will end up in hospital with a broken nose. I can guarantee you that.
Operating search wetin? Nonsense. These are the people bringing Christianity into such disrepute it makes the work of the genuine ones very hard indeed. 1 Like |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by phillipe: 6:21pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Lol @ orubebe 1 Like |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by emperordan(m): 6:23pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Lmao!!! |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by Awoofawo(m): 6:27pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Another scheme favoured by some pastors is asking women and men to drop their tithe and contribution in seperate box, the money in each box is then count.
If there is less money in either one of box, the pastor will playfully and jokely shame the gender assigned that box...... You should guess the rest..... Turning offering to competition between the two gender |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by Agalasis(m): 6:29pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Bekwarra: My friend who's a worker in a new generation pentecostal church (I won't mention names) invited me to his church. Although I don't normally go to church VERY EARLY, he succeeded in persuading me to go early with him because as a worker, he should be in church very early and he knew fully well that if we didn't go together, I wouldn't go; so he succeeded in dragging me along.
When we got to church, they started their normal Sunday School like chit-chat and later praises, worship songs and the service started proper. Born into an Apostolic-inclined orthodox and later crossed over to RCCG, I wasn't at home with the mode and method of their service. I was getting bored and feeling out of place while silently praying for the service to end. Then it came to things like "run to five people and tell them greater things are coming your way this week, you must run o", "grab the person beside you and shake him happy sunday". I was getting tired and shaking my head in despair.
The worms in my stomach were not helping matters, they launched a massive #BringBackOurFood protest because I couldn't take breakfast before leaving for church. The only thing that kept on pushing me on was the hope that the pastor would soon say "run to 5 people and hug them happy sunday". I would gladly and patiently look for 5 beautiful sisters with their killing mini/pencil skirts and tight-fitting shirts to hug but unfortunately, that command never came. All those times, I was feeling frustrated already and whenever my eyes meet those of my friend where he was standing with the engines and mixers, he gives me that "padi no vex we go soon finish" smile.
Just as I was resigning to fate and hoping that the service would soon end and I would bolt home the worst of it happened. The pastor had been preaching for close to 45mins harping on the need to give and sow as good Christians. He gave several examples in the bible of people who gave and later reaped God's blessings. He urged us to give and test God. After that, it was time to give offering. The offering was going to be in two parts; normal Sunday offering and the commitment towards the church building because their auditorium is under construction. We gave offering and afterwards the pastor came back on the pulpit and started complaining why people refused to give generously despite taking us on a journey through the word of God about the essence of giving in a Christian life. He preached for another 10mins. I wasn't even listening to him again because I was gradually dozing off.
What actually jolted me back into reality were these words "now it's time for operation search your neighbour". I sat up immediately to listen well and that was when I heard the pastor saying
"this is time for operation search your neighbour, search your neighbour's bag, wallet, purse or pockets as need be and bring out the contents, if there is no money there return the bag but if there is money bring it out, we must learn to give to God. He gave us the money and we must return it to him".
After all those words, people took the bag of the person sitting beside them while the pockets or wallets of brothers were being searched.
The brother beside me was taking his hands towards my pockets about to begin his own search when I said with venom in my eyes and in a Russian mafian voice
"What do you think you want to do??"
He replied me
"You heard what the pastor said brother".
I told him not to even contemplate trying it. He was then trying to pacify me and cajole me telling me there is no harm in giving towards God's work. I told him I'm not against giving but I'm against collecting by force. This is no more giving, this is collecting. He smiled at my words and said
"My brother it's the same thing, God's blessing awaits the two"
and he made for my pockets again, I felt that my phonetics were not having any effect and I replied with
"Bros abeg no try that thing o, I swear I go change am for you".
He was shocked.
One usher noticed us and came to us and he was trying to calm me down because my voiced had changed as my face too.
My friend remained where he was to avoid being seen as the person that brought Orubebe to church. I don dey para for them like mad and the people sitting around us were trying to pacify me. I said "Okay, no problem," carried my bible and.............................with one last Dracula look I told the usher
"Please don't even try to follow me".
He remained rooted to the spot and I made my way out of the church and straight home. lol |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by blaizze(f): 6:34pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Bekwarra: My friend who's a worker in a new generation pentecostal church (I won't mention names) invited me to his church. Although I don't normally go to church VERY EARLY, he succeeded in persuading me to go early with him because as a worker, he should be in church very early and he knew fully well that if we didn't go together, I wouldn't go; so he succeeded in dragging me along.
When we got to church, they started their normal Sunday School like chit-chat and later praises, worship songs and the service started proper. Born into an Apostolic-inclined orthodox and later crossed over to RCCG, I wasn't at home with the mode and method of their service. I was getting bored and feeling out of place while silently praying for the service to end. Then it came to things like "run to five people and tell them greater things are coming your way this week, you must run o", "grab the person beside you and shake him happy sunday". I was getting tired and shaking my head in despair.
The worms in my stomach were not helping matters, they launched a massive #BringBackOurFood protest because I couldn't take breakfast before leaving for church. The only thing that kept on pushing me on was the hope that the pastor would soon say "run to 5 people and hug them happy sunday". I would gladly and patiently look for 5 beautiful sisters with their killing mini/pencil skirts and tight-fitting shirts to hug but unfortunately, that command never came. All those times, I was feeling frustrated already and whenever my eyes meet those of my friend where he was standing with the engines and mixers, he gives me that "padi no vex we go soon finish" smile.
Just as I was resigning to fate and hoping that the service would soon end and I would bolt home the worst of it happened. The pastor had been preaching for close to 45mins harping on the need to give and sow as good Christians. He gave several examples in the bible of people who gave and later reaped God's blessings. He urged us to give and test God. After that, it was time to give offering. The offering was going to be in two parts; normal Sunday offering and the commitment towards the church building because their auditorium is under construction. We gave offering and afterwards the pastor came back on the pulpit and started complaining why people refused to give generously despite taking us on a journey through the word of God about the essence of giving in a Christian life. He preached for another 10mins. I wasn't even listening to him again because I was gradually dozing off.
What actually jolted me back into reality were these words "now it's time for operation search your neighbour". I sat up immediately to listen well and that was when I heard the pastor saying
"this is time for operation search your neighbour, search your neighbour's bag, wallet, purse or pockets as need be and bring out the contents, if there is no money there return the bag but if there is money bring it out, we must learn to give to God. He gave us the money and we must return it to him".
After all those words, people took the bag of the person sitting beside them while the pockets or wallets of brothers were being searched.
The brother beside me was taking his hands towards my pockets about to begin his own search when I said with venom in my eyes and in a Russian mafian voice
"What do you think you want to do??"
He replied me
"You heard what the pastor said brother".
I told him not to even contemplate trying it. He was then trying to pacify me and cajole me telling me there is no harm in giving towards God's work. I told him I'm not against giving but I'm against collecting by force. This is no more giving, this is collecting. He smiled at my words and said
"My brother it's the same thing, God's blessing awaits the two"
and he made for my pockets again, I felt that my phonetics were not having any effect and I replied with
"Bros abeg no try that thing o, I swear I go change am for you".
He was shocked.
One usher noticed us and came to us and he was trying to calm me down because my voiced had changed as my face too.
My friend remained where he was to avoid being seen as the person that brought Orubebe to church. I don dey para for them like mad and the people sitting around us were trying to pacify me. I said "Okay, no problem," carried my bible and.............................with one last Dracula look I told the usher
"Please don't even try to follow me".
He remained rooted to the spot and I made my way out of the church and straight home. bekwarra, are u from bekwarra? |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by ecoliattack(m): 6:36pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Lol I love that "dracula eyes" |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by xtervaganza(m): 6:37pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Religion has always been a fraud
I'm not surprised |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by Rexnegro(m): 6:37pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Bekwarra: My friend who's a worker in a new generation pentecostal church (I won't mention names) invited me to his church. Although I don't normally go to church VERY EARLY, he succeeded in persuading me to go early with him because as a worker, he should be in church very early and he knew fully well that if we didn't go together, I wouldn't go; so he succeeded in dragging me along.
When we got to church, they started their normal Sunday School like chit-chat and later praises, worship songs and the service started proper. Born into an Apostolic-inclined orthodox and later crossed over to RCCG, I wasn't at home with the mode and method of their service. I was getting bored and feeling out of place while silently praying for the service to end. Then it came to things like "run to five people and tell them greater things are coming your way this week, you must run o", "grab the person beside you and shake him happy sunday". I was getting tired and shaking my head in despair.
The worms in my stomach were not helping matters, they launched a massive #BringBackOurFood protest because I couldn't take breakfast before leaving for church. The only thing that kept on pushing me on was the hope that the pastor would soon say "run to 5 people and hug them happy sunday". I would gladly and patiently look for 5 beautiful sisters with their killing mini/pencil skirts and tight-fitting shirts to hug but unfortunately, that command never came. All those times, I was feeling frustrated already and whenever my eyes meet those of my friend where he was standing with the engines and mixers, he gives me that "padi no vex we go soon finish" smile.
Just as I was resigning to fate and hoping that the service would soon end and I would bolt home the worst of it happened. The pastor had been preaching for close to 45mins harping on the need to give and sow as good Christians. He gave several examples in the bible of people who gave and later reaped God's blessings. He urged us to give and test God. After that, it was time to give offering. The offering was going to be in two parts; normal Sunday offering and the commitment towards the church building because their auditorium is under construction. We gave offering and afterwards the pastor came back on the pulpit and started complaining why people refused to give generously despite taking us on a journey through the word of God about the essence of giving in a Christian life. He preached for another 10mins. I wasn't even listening to him again because I was gradually dozing off.
What actually jolted me back into reality were these words "now it's time for operation search your neighbour". I sat up immediately to listen well and that was when I heard the pastor saying
"this is time for operation search your neighbour, search your neighbour's bag, wallet, purse or pockets as need be and bring out the contents, if there is no money there return the bag but if there is money bring it out, we must learn to give to God. He gave us the money and we must return it to him".
After all those words, people took the bag of the person sitting beside them while the pockets or wallets of brothers were being searched.
The brother beside me was taking his hands towards my pockets about to begin his own search when I said with venom in my eyes and in a Russian mafian voice
"What do you think you want to do??"
He replied me
"You heard what the pastor said brother".
I told him not to even contemplate trying it. He was then trying to pacify me and cajole me telling me there is no harm in giving towards God's work. I told him I'm not against giving but I'm against collecting by force. This is no more giving, this is collecting. He smiled at my words and said
"My brother it's the same thing, God's blessing awaits the two"
and he made for my pockets again, I felt that my phonetics were not having any effect and I replied with
"Bros abeg no try that thing o, I swear I go change am for you".
He was shocked.
One usher noticed us and came to us and he was trying to calm me down because my voiced had changed as my face too.
My friend remained where he was to avoid being seen as the person that brought Orubebe to church. I don dey para for them like mad and the people sitting around us were trying to pacify me. I said "Okay, no problem," carried my bible and.............................with one last Dracula look I told the usher
"Please don't even try to follow me".
He remained rooted to the spot and I made my way out of the church and straight home. U politely orubebed the church service...nice bro u did urs with sense unlike d real orubebe |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by MrIyke222(m): 6:37pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Dis 1 na srious church biznes oh.... wat!!! omoh na obtainin b dat oh nd any obtainin sagas na stealing oh... abi d pastor na former street ‘obtainer’? na wa oh... may God help us nd all dis fake pstors wey full evrywr. 1 Like |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by dytbabe: 6:38pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
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Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by charmingeyes(m): 6:41pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
irunoobo:
Deeeekk is sweet in the pool Ur eyes, ur lips, ur boobs... Hmmm! U deeeek? No wonder u love 69. |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by litaninja(m): 6:42pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Are you sure you went to a church or a police check a point? 1 Like |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by Miner13: 6:42pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
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Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by Godsonbalo(m): 6:42pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
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Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by ifyan(m): 6:45pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Abeg any vacancy for treasurer, well abled young man. My CV is already prepared.
Abeg make una no spoil market for me.
Kai! My people.
You know. ...... 1 Like |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by MrsAnyanwu(f): 6:45pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Hahhhhhahhhaaa, I cried laffing, which kain story be this biko kwanu, hahhhhhahhhaaa, op u too funny , I swear ...... 1 Like |
Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by Sike(m): 6:47pm On Apr 19, 2015 |
Lmaooo. That Orubebe part nearly kill me with laughter. 1 Like |
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